Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I'm a good Muslim and I'm only interested in Islam.
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I'm more interested in producing than acting.
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I've always been just as interested in making people think as I am in making them feel, and one of the things this scientific process allows me to do is make the audience look differently at dance.
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I'm comfortable only when there's a mutual attraction. That's what anyone wants. If I find out she's not attracted to me, it brings down my level of attraction to her. If I'm interested and find out she's not, I tend to cool off.
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I was always more interested in my books and my writing than going out. It's OK to say I'm a nerd. That's me.
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I didn't get interested in education until I had kids.
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When we stand up for America, we stand up for what America stands for, which is a safety net for our seniors and really helping our families be able to help themselves.
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I simply seem to drift. But I sort of allow the drift, because it has a kind of check – it forces me to work harder at what I'm interested in.
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Stand-up, by far, is my favorite.
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I was only interested in scoring goals. I wasn't interested in anything else.
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The Senate Majority Leader has the unilateral ability to stand up and say, 'If you defy Congress, if you defy the Constitution, if you defy the American people, none of your nominees will be confirmed.'
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I'm not interested in people positioning me next to other artists.
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It was only through getting interested in more out-there and avant-garde forms that the musical suddenly seemed like such a wonderful genre to me.
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If someone looks genuinely interested and asks me a deeply personal question, I'll give the answer. I'm too open.
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At no period of [Michael Faraday's] unmatched career was he interested in utility. He was absorbed in disentangling the riddles of the universe, at first chemical riddles, in later periods, physical riddles. As far as he cared, the question of utility was never raised. Any suspicion of utility would have restricted his restless curiosity. In the end, utility resulted, but it was never a criterion to which his ceaseless experimentation could be subjected.
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I am not interested in what a man can't do. I want to know what he CAN do.
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America won't be saved because one or 10 people stand up. It will be saved because millions of us stand up.
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I told him she isn't interested in selling yet.
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I have never been bribed as a Prime Minister.
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Roosevelt gazed around the library. A glint in his spectacles betrayed displeasure. Loeb came up inquiringly, and there was a whispered conversation in which the words newspapermen and sufficient room were audible. Hurrying outside, Loeb returned with two dozen delighted scribes. They proceeded to report the subsequent ceremony with a wealth of detail unmatched in the history of presidential inaugurations.
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Be clear, be brief, be human.
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I have a fearless but neutral personality.
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If you paint in your mind a picture of bright and happy expectations, you put yourself into a condition conducive to your goal.
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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.