Norm MacDonald Quotes
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While I'm singing complete gibberish to my son when he's in his crib, I'll occasionally think, 'This song I'm making up is actually pretty good.'
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the lost women I need to know their names those women I would have walked with, jauntily the way men go in groups swinging their arms, and the ones those sweating women whom I would have joined After a hard game to chew the fat what would we have called each other laughing joking into our beer? where are my gangs, my teams, my mislaid sisters? all the women who could have known me, where in the world are their names?
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It's just a goatee. That sounds kind of weird. A soul patch? I don't know how 'soul' it is.
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The sign of a good decision is the multiplicity of reasons for it.
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A man's reputation is not in his own keeping, but lies at the mercy of the profligacy of others. Calumny requires no proof.
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I am part and parcel of the whole and cannot find God apart from the rest of humanity.
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I can only think of one experience which might exceed in interest a few hours spent under water, and that would be a journey to Mars.
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I learned to walk when I was ten months old and I've been walking this way ever since.
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I don't like old people on a rock and roll stage. Me included.
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I tend to fly old airplanes and old sort of things that are nearly about as old as me. Biplanes and stuff like that.
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You minimize my moves in anyway, I must persuade you another way.
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The world is full of hopeful analogies and handsome, dubious eggs, called possibilities.
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The merciful adjustment which nature makes when what cannot be cured must be endured.
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I will sleep no more but arise, You oceans that have been calm within me! how I feel you, fathomless, stirring, preparing unprecedented waves and storms.
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In effect the people were present through their representatives, and were themselves, step by step and point by point, acting in the conduct of public affairs. No longer merely an ultimate check on government, they were in some sense the government.
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I am not, sir, a bad person, though in truth I am not lacking in reasons for being one.
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I can't even explain how blessed I am and how fortunate that I have such a great team that believes in me.
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Of all acts of man repentance is the most divine. The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none.
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One undeniable accomplishment of Bill Clinton's presidency was that it kept Jimmy Carter from being the worst U.S. president in history.
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I wait for the next opportunity to have something to do with food. If I get rested, my mind just starts creating new dishes - click, click, click.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
