Mike Judge Quotes
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Whenever I've seen shows or films set here, they just don't feel like the real Nashville to me.
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Every poll shows that most journalists are Democrats.
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If I am comfortable with my co-star, then that always shows in my performances.
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Something funny always happens in every show in the UK and I genuinely love touring the UK because it's where I'm from. I just get a warm feeling when I'm home.
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I lost my voice. I'd never had to cancel a show before and I had to walk around with a pad and a pen, writing things down.
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I don't want to end up losing my soul.
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In the end, maybe the correct language would be how the fact of putting four edges around a collection of information or facts transforms it. A photograph is not what was photographed, it's something else.
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Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse.
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Louis B. Mayer once looked at me and said, "You will never get the girl at the end." So I worked on my acting.
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The Lord Jesus is "a friend who never changes." There is no fickleness about Him: those whom He loves, He loves to the end.
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The Lampoon started in 1970, and I began writing freelance for them around the end of 1971, and then all through '72. They hired me in '73, and I left early in '81. I did everything from low puns to being editor-in-chief.
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At the end of the day, I'm a human being.
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When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.
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England can end the millenium as it started - as the greatest football nation in the world.
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No sentence can end with because because, because is a conjunction
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When you end up happily married, even the failed relationships have worked beautifully to get you there.
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Time began when you were born. It will end when you die.
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Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you.
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I wish to show those who deny us Patriotism that we know how to die for our country and convictions.
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The turnip is a capricious vegetable, which seems reluctant to show itself at its best.
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
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You want to know if we're animals? When I'm on stage with the volume rippling my body like a glass of water and thousands of people are generating heat in my direction, there's no time for thought. My basement facilities take over completely. Sure it's animal. People might like to talk about art, but look where art is, in the gutter.
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People bore me. Film people particularly bore me. I prefer talking to my trees
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I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.
