Mike Judge Quotes
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Whenever I've seen shows or films set here, they just don't feel like the real Nashville to me.
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Every poll shows that most journalists are Democrats.
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If I am comfortable with my co-star, then that always shows in my performances.
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Something funny always happens in every show in the UK and I genuinely love touring the UK because it's where I'm from. I just get a warm feeling when I'm home.
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I lost my voice. I'd never had to cancel a show before and I had to walk around with a pad and a pen, writing things down.
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I don't want to end up losing my soul.
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In the end, maybe the correct language would be how the fact of putting four edges around a collection of information or facts transforms it. A photograph is not what was photographed, it's something else.
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Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse.
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In the end, your past is not my past and your truth is not my truth and your solution - is not my solution.
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Louis B. Mayer once looked at me and said, "You will never get the girl at the end." So I worked on my acting.
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The Lord Jesus is "a friend who never changes." There is no fickleness about Him: those whom He loves, He loves to the end.
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The Lampoon started in 1970, and I began writing freelance for them around the end of 1971, and then all through '72. They hired me in '73, and I left early in '81. I did everything from low puns to being editor-in-chief.
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At the end of the day, I'm a human being.
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When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.
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England can end the millenium as it started - as the greatest football nation in the world.
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No sentence can end with because because, because is a conjunction
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When you end up happily married, even the failed relationships have worked beautifully to get you there.
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Time began when you were born. It will end when you die.
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I always say to my wife, don't tell anyone I watch this shows like The X Factor and Pop Idol, but it fascinates me because I've done so many auditions and been knocked back.
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“There is nothing he enjoys so much as a good walk, which he calls “the most social of exercises.”
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This time, I’m just going to do it. I’m going to cure him. Because why not? It would be so easy.
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No one gets to their heaven without a fight - Armor and Sword (2007)
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I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.
