Noel Wells Quotes
As a kid, I think people would have described me more as a goofball, or being energetic. But I always loved parodies; I loved spoofing things.
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The new meaning of soul is creativity and mysticism. These will become the foundation of the new psychological type and with him or her will come the new civilization.
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I can swear like a fishwife.
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In my work in Haiti, I've seen the hugely positive effects that happen when people come together to build something in the middle of the most desperate situations.
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No one plans to get sick or hurt - I certainly didn't - but most people will need medical care at some point in their lives.
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I have to practice to be good at guitar. I have to write 100 songs before you write the first good one.
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Even the most dishonest officer would want to be seen as a role model for his children.
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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
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To go to hospitals and see people fight and overcome cystic fibrosis or cancer or any number of illnesses is to see courage that is humbling. And athletes constantly need to be humbled.
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I have a lot of passion for a lot of different things.
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You can find flaws in Agassi and Sampras, but Federer has none.
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If you don't believe in God, all you have to believe in is decency. Decency is very good. Better decent than indecent. But I don't think it's enough.
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He then gave a hideous laugh and added that, if anybody was interested in his plans, he was going to join the Foreign Legion, that cohort of the damned in which broken men may toil and die and dying, forget. ‘Beau Widgeon?’ said the Egg, impressed. ‘What ho!’
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He was going to die. His mind flinched back in horror from that, but it was still there, grinning, implacable. His body would rot under the ground, while delicious things were still happening in the sunlight.
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Stolen sweets are best.
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The best AC/DC cover I've heard? There was an all-girl cover band in America, the Hell's Belles.
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I don't like balance. Balance is not a word you can use in Versace fashion.
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There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.
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The first profile piece on myself came about after my Rabbi sent information to the Jewish Chronicle on what I was up to. The story was then picked up by one of the nationals and things grew from there.
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Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you! Don't you try and teach me no original sin; I don't need your pity for the shape I'm in
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It's what people create that makes my heart stop.
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I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys--but the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly!
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I went through a period when I was rebellious and a mess of a person.
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As a kid, I think people would have described me more as a goofball, or being energetic. But I always loved parodies; I loved spoofing things.
