Milton Berle Quotes
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My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.
Jack Roy
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Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.
Jack Roy
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Jack Roy
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My personal time is limited, more so than I wish. However, my wife and I have talked about the fact that there are opportunities right now that won't be there forever. For example, when the Grateful Dead offered me to tour in 2004, my first reaction was to say no, I just can't do it. Then my wife said, "Well, let's rethink this. You don't want to look back down the road and say, I could've done that, but I said no." So, we made it work.
Warren Haynes
The Allman Brothers Band
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One of the best gifts my wife could ever give me was my two little boys.
Howard Dwaine Dorough
The Backstreet Boys
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My wife and kids maybe beg to differ, but I am generally a good guy.
Ralph Macchio
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Are you the new person drawn toward me? To begin with, take warning - I am surely far different from what you suppose; Do you suppose you will find in me your ideal? Do you think it so easy to have me become your lover? Do you think the friendship of me would be unalloy'd satisfaction? Do you think I am trusty and faithful? Do you see no further than this façade—this smooth and tolerant manner of me? Do you suppose yourself advancing on real ground toward a real heroic man? Have you no thought, O dreamer, that it may be all maya, illusion?
Walt Whitman
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Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?
Tom Stoppard
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Judges have their own point of view, and we have to respect them for that. Rather than feeling bad, we respect our judges and their opinions.
Rithvik Dhanjani
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
Jack Roy
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My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
Milton Berle
