Milton Berle Quotes
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.Milton Berle
Quotes to Explore
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Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you.
J. R. R. Tolkien -
If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the world.
Oscar Wilde -
I had no trouble going from radio to TV - I just thought of TV as radio with pictures.
Larry King -
Let me tell you something - being thought of as a beautiful woman has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless and it is always transitory.
Halle Berry -
The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.
W. Somerset Maugham -
My films do have characters who have trouble escaping the world around them.
Lasse Hallstrom
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My iron game. I get into trouble a lot with my driver, so I tend to hit 3-wood off the tee.
J. R. Smith -
I feel like trouble has followed me from the day I was born.
Natalia Kills -
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
Quentin Crisp -
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Larry McMurtry -
Things I used to get in trouble for writing at 'SNL,' suddenly other people like it.
Adam McKay -
When I was a kid and got in trouble, I'd always say, Mom, I'm in trouble. Well, Mom, I'm in trouble.
Earl Campbell
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Sharks are in real trouble, and they need all the help they can get.
Ted Danson -
Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have.
H. G. Wells -
The trouble with boxing is that too often it ends in sadness.
Barry McGuigan -
If you own a chemical plant and leak a little benzene, you're in big trouble because everyone knows how carcinogenic it is. But coming out of a tailpipe? The government never does anything about that.
James Woolsey -
Sometimes, especially in the last six months, I still feel like going to the window and singing out all my troubles.
Christina Aguilera -
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull
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A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.
Evan Esar -
I can remember 1987 when I had my first amateur fight in Michigan, weighing 64lb. I was 10 years old. I was the youngest and smallest guy on my team. I can remember what I ate. There was this restaurant called Ponderosa, and my dad made me eat a steak. I was happy. It was a first round knockout. I slept with my trophy for two weeks.
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. -
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
Ralph Waldo Emerson -
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
Milton Berle