Milton Berle Quotes

A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"

Milton Berle

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• I would love to work with Shilpa again. But it would have to be for 'Dill Mill Gayye (DMG)' - that's the only fiction show I'll take up on small screen. I'm extremely faithful to that show. That apart, I'm not likely to do anymore fiction on TV for the time being.

  

  Karan Singh Grover
  • Up
  • Time
  • Work

• We should love the body insofar as it is obedient and helpful to the soul, since the soul, with the body's help and service, is better disposed for the service and praise of our Creator and Lord.

  

  Saint Ignatius
  • Help
  • Soul
  • Service

• I would rather play with forked lightning, or take in my hand living wires with their fiery current, than to speak a reckless word against any servant of Christ, or idly repeat the slanderous darts which thousands of Christians are hurling on others, to the hurt of their own souls and bodies.

  

  Albert Benjamin Simpson
  • Hand
  • Hurt

• When people are in trouble they need to talk.

  

  A. I. Bezzerides
  • People
  • Needs
  • Talking

• If I am confirmed, I will commit to show Heller and the principles articulated in it the full measure of respect that is due to all constitution decisions of the court.

  

  Elena Kagan
  • Respect
  • Principles
  • Measure

• Whether it is fun to go to bed with a good book depends a great deal on who's reading it.

  

  Bill Vaughan
  • Good
  • Great
  • Book

• Gold is not overvalued at $500, and gold will not be overvalued at $1,500 or $2,000. The real money is buying gold and putting it away.

  

  Peter Schiff
  • Real
  • Gold
  • Buying

• Some people are more nice than wise.

  

  William Cowper
  • People
  • Nice
  • Wisdom

• Then, the specialists themselves, probably believe that in the course of EU expansion, for example, some elements concerning the readiness of some economies to enter the Eurozone have not been taken into account.

  

  Vladimir Putin
  • Believe
  • Taken
  • Economy

• When man ventures into the wilderness, climbs the ridges, and sleeps in the forest, he comes in close communion with his Creator. When man pits himself against the mountain, he taps inner springs of his strength. He comes to know himself.

  

  William O. Douglas
  • Men
  • Sleep
  • Spring

• I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

  

  Mahatma Gandhi
  • My Mind
  • Dirty Feet

• There would be too great darkness, if truth had not visible signs.

  

  Blaise Pascal
  • Truth
  • Darkness
  • Signs

• It suits my own attitude toward the world and its people to believe that the Raven is this completely self-centered, uninvolved bringer of change, through inadvertence and accident, and so on... It's a version of the Raven myth for today, not for the time when it was created.

  

  Bill Reid
  • Believe
  • Change
  • Accident

• I'm a pitcher, so the glove is my only accessory. The hitters get to have all the fun. They have batting helmets, the actual bats, gloves, elbow guards - all this cool stuff to wear. And all I get is a glove.

  

  Christopher John Wilson
  • Fun
  • Cool

• I have endured a great deal of ridicule without much malice; and have received a great deal of kindness, not quite free from ridicule. I am used to it.

  

  Abraham Lincoln
  • Free
  • Received
  • Ridicule

• God tells us not to judge one another, no matter what anyone's sexual preferences are or if they're black, brown or purple.

  

  Dolly Parton
  • Black
  • Judging
  • Brown

• A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"

  

  Milton Berle
  • Accident
  • Application
  • Writes