Milton Berle Quotes
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list.

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There are days where you do everything right and nothing goes in your favour.
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Metro never really wanted me for anything. I was always the one who happened to be free when their first choice was not.
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The good of a book lies in its being read. A book is made up of signs that speak of other signs, which in their turn speak of things. Without an eye to read them, a book contains signs that produce no concepts; therefore it is dumb.
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Be careful about virtual relationships with artificially intelligent pieces of software.
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Melville brought to the task a sound knowledge of actual whaling, much curious learning in the literature of the subject, and, above all, an imagination which worked with great power upon the facts of his own experience.
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Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.
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Sorrel adds a unique grassy sharpness to salads and dressings, but it can be hard to come by.
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The more that Japanese players go to the big leagues to play and succeed, the more that will serve to inspire young kids in Japan to want to become baseball players when they grow up.
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I wish I were kind of normal. It would be so much more simple.
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The important thing is not what they think of me, but what I think of them.
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That's why I'm really trying to produce my own stuff. This film was so good, because I produced it myself, and developed it, and made it with New Line, which is a smaller studio, so I was in control of a lot of stuff that I wasn't in control of for my other films.
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I had a career that was very short, but it had a lot of thrills.
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Sometimes we all work so hard to overcome various things, and we are very cruel as a society and tough on people who we think aren't trying hard enough.
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I couldn't find anyone doing something about the astounding injustices women were experiencing, so I decided to do something myself. I cannot tell you how many people ridiculed my efforts.
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No one can become fully aware of the very essence of another human being unless he loves him.
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Venezuela, given its extraordinary educational, cultural, and social developments, and its vast energy and natural resources, is called on to become a revolutionary model for the world.
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Even today, skiffle is a defining part of my music. If I get the opportunity to just have a jam, skiffle is what I love to play.
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But even so, none of the news of these world-spasms entered me as terror.
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I was in New York. I had been doing theater for many years, and then I got hired to a little part - they weren't calling it an extra, but I didn't have lines. It was a 'featured' part.
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The only prize much cared for by the powerful is power.
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The Americans are completely stupid. The intellectual level in any single European country is higher than in America.
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I'm happy with the coach we have. I think any one of the ones I asked them to consider would've been good.
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Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list.