Milton Berle Quotes
Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.
Quotes to Explore
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A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders.
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Tom Brokaw was never young.
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You have to realize that a lot of life is just fortune and the ebbs of flows of what goes on.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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When I do retire, I will miss the trips with the team, the jokes with my teammates, the habits: having breakfast with them, playing with them, all the little things.
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I'm not much of a jokester.
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It was mostly through pop culture, through hip-hop, through Dungeons & Dragons and comic books that I acquired much of my vocabulary.
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At some particular time, when I was 14 years old, I've done something that people didn't expect.
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Your barber always knows everything that goes on in the town, doesn't he?
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Capital isn't scarce; vision is.
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My mother is the reason I'm in fashion. She worshiped it. Unfortunately, she infected me.
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There are Anarchists in other parts of the world who are unable to, comprehend the position of the Spanish Anarchists. I do not pretend to censor these Anarchists.
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We're so marriage-obsessed, we think that only married people are families.
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Social media is interesting. It helps me connect with fans. It's immediate. It's a big part of my touring business - getting the word out via Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
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Back in those days intimidation was the greatest tool the drill instructor had. Without that tool, he would not have had control.
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Fresh air is good if you do not take too much of it; most of the achievements and pleasures of life are in bad air.
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In my opinion, the Warren Commission's investigation has to be considered the most comprehensive investigation of a crime in history.
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The notion of 'reduce and refine' is one I've pursued. I truly believe that by making things less complex, by finding innovative ways to make sustainability affordable, we can advance the notion that it is possible.
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When I feel off, I read the 'Tao Te Ching' to get my equilibrium right. I started reading it in the eleventh grade.
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To me, evil comes when you have a choice between that and good, and you choose the wrong way.
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I wasn't a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie.
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It is hard for anyone who discovers George Washington not to write about him, perhaps because he is so hard to discover and such a surprise when you do.
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
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Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.
