Milton Berle Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
I was obsessed with work in my youth. It's why I didn't get married until I was 38 and the reason I didn't have kids.
-
I was an English major in college!
-
I had this 'War and Peace' thing of wanting to experience war as a kind of incredible human enterprise. I even applied to Officer Candidate School. Then the practical side of me kicked in and I thought, 'I really don't want to get drafted.' So I went down to the physical and checked every psychological disorder and drug on the medical history form.
-
A liberal public is interesting to have as an audience. It is for that very reason that corporations make such an effort to ally themselves with cultural institutions.
-
A dark poem is meant to redeem the dark part.
-
In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth all the way. I tried it but could get only two in there.
-
I'm not on the radio all day long. I'm not on TV.
-
I feel like I work on scripts for comedy as well as dramatic stuff the same.
-
Petty laws breed great crimes.
-
I just love expanding my horizons and growing as an artist. The only way you get to do that is by doing something that scares you or takes you out of your comfort zone.
-
I will always want to do whatever it is that my heart is in, and whether I get paid for it or not means nothing. It doesn't matter. I'll do it if it means something to me and I want to be a part of it.
-
Congress has a responsibility to review research paid for by hard-working American taxpayers.
-
I would be ecstatic if the very first writer to step foot in a Storyknife cabin was an Alaska Native woman writer.
-
Every day I spend in Hollywood, I start to realize how many films are made with no heart and no love. They just do it for the paycheck, and I cannot imagine making a film that way.
-
For me, if something fits properly, it makes me feel good.
-
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.
-
I'm not one for sightseeing or going around the shops when I'm on holiday. I do enough shopping when I'm at home, and like to have a complete break when I'm away.
-
In terms of doing another franchise after 'Transformers,' I don't know if that would be best for me. I'm really happy to inhabit the world of independent film.
-
Social policy that reunites father and child must always confront itself with the question, 'Are we paying dads to stay, or to go away?' If a single mother receives more money when the father isn’t around than when he is around, there will be fewer fathers around. The government will become her substitute husband.
-
'Then we understand that rebellion cannot exist without a strange form of love. Those who find no rest in God or in history are condemned to live for those who, like themselves, cannot live; in fact, for the humiliated.'
-
I don't know if my hairstyles reflect that, but I am someone who enjoys change.
-
When I got the chance I asked them a slew of questions. They offered to burn me; it was the only thing they knew.
-
When Nandita expressed a desire to write about me, I couldn't stop her because she's my wife, but she has forgotten who she is.
-
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
