Milton Berle Quotes
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.

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For me, 'like' as a word is hundred times more powerful than love. Love is old; it's just another word for need. It's just like saying you want something. It is really important to like the person, to know the person.
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A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.
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I guess I'm lucky to have been blindsided. I'm lucky to have gotten into fistfights, in a way. I'm lucky I learned how to stop them.
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I'll have my way, In my own time, I'll have my say, My star will shine...
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All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.
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No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard.
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My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.
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Style is less the man than the way a man takes himself.
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To pay homage to beauty is to admire Nature; to admire Nature is to worship God.
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A fearless woman who knows that her purity is her best shield can never be dishonoured.
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When we fear God, then we shall fear no man, however high-placed he may be.
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I should be very willing to redress men wrongs, and rather check than punish crimes, had not Cervantes, in that all too true tale of Quixote, shown how all such efforts fail.
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As a woman, and as somebody in the public eye, we always have to be ready for the red carpet and have the nicest outfit, work with the best makeup artist. While all that's nice, we're also human beings.
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We deserve this payment by all stretches of how one would calculate it.
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I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.
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I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.