Milton Berle Quotes
I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."
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The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe.
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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
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Wow, I did so much for young black girls and girls around the world.
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The hand which moves over the dial moves also among souls.
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A dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it.
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You won't know the meaning of success without knowing how it feels to fail.
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Follow the voice of your heart, even if it leads you off the path of timid souls. Do not become hard and embittered, even if life tortures you at times. There is only one thing that counts: to live one's life well and happily.
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I'm attracted to films that have strong female characters because there are strong female characters in my life.
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To go into a competition and not strive to win is to be a dishonest competitor.
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There is nothing so beautiful as the free forest. To catch a fish when you are hungry, cut the boughs of a tree, make a fire to roast it, and eat it in the open air, is the greatest of all luxuries. I would not stay a week pent up in cities if it were not for my passion for art.
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It is my worst experience, my worst trip to the Balkans.
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Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.
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The main difference between service and manufacturing is the service department doesn't know that they have a product.
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In some departments of our daily life, in which we imagine ourselves free agents, we are ruled by dictators exercising great power.
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I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."
