Milton Berle Quotes
I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."
Quotes to Explore
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The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe.
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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
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Wow, I did so much for young black girls and girls around the world.
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The hand which moves over the dial moves also among souls.
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A dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it.
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You won't know the meaning of success without knowing how it feels to fail.
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Follow the voice of your heart, even if it leads you off the path of timid souls. Do not become hard and embittered, even if life tortures you at times. There is only one thing that counts: to live one's life well and happily.
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I'm attracted to films that have strong female characters because there are strong female characters in my life.
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To go into a competition and not strive to win is to be a dishonest competitor.
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I never feel more at home than at a ballgame.
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Law-abiding citizens value privacy. Terrorists require invisibility. The two are not the same, and they should not be confused.
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The main difference between service and manufacturing is the service department doesn't know that they have a product.
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It's not even born at the federal level. It's born by every individual police department, every individual fire department of every small town, not to mention each commercial organization that would want to do something like this would have to replace all of their radios.
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I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."
