Tiger Woods (Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods) Quotes
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
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Before being a player, I was a diehard fan of Roma, so I know what the fans felt when we won.
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I still find it hard to understand that anyone could argue that you can't have machines that exhibit consciousness.
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A lot of people have asked me whether I am a cynic or take a cynical view of politics and are often surprised when I say that I consider myself an optimist, but an optimist dressed in the robes of a realist.
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Every time I write a book, I've probably taken five years off my life.
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Solemnity is proper in church, but things that are proper in church are not necessarily proper outside, and vice versa. For example, I can say a prayer while washing my teeth, but that does not mean I should wash my teeth in church.
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Americans spend more money on Botox, face lifts and tummy tucks than on the age-old scourges of polio, small pox and malaria.
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With the power of conviction, there is no sacrifice.
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We are not working out issues anymore. We are working on a parallel universe, with competing proposals, up or down votes.
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We wanted to be America's Rolling Stones, to be the biggest band over here.
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Some people who suffer run away from God, and I know the tendency, but instead I just run to Him.
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I use my Bionic flat iron and hair dryer, all shampoo and conditioners are sulfate free, and keep the blow-drys to a minimum. If I can go two to three or even four days without washing my hair, I'll just go for it. I know, sounds gross, but otherwise, I'd be frying my hair.
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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels.
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My mother told me to raise my kids with calculated neglect. They get their self-worth from doing what they can do and not having everything done for them.
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If the (British) Arts Council give you money, they also tell you how to spend it.
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Sometimes people break your heart enough that it's not heartbreaking anymore.
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There are so many things that have to go right for a movie to be good that it's a miracle whenever one is.
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If anyone has listened to my stuff over the years, they know I tend not to do the same thing twice.
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What is more important is that Foreign Service Officers understand business, about the needs of U.S. business and how to help U.S. companies make the right connections abroad.
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We look to our leaders once we elect them to either lead us in the right direction or at least not crush us.
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Andoya is in a different world, set at the northern edge of Europe in what seems to be a time and weather of its own.
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I think that in Mexico, we must change some practices that were built during the 72 years of predominance in Mexico. Former presidents would just hide away, run away or disappear. And I think it's key in a democracy that presidents face people, see eye to eye to citizens and work to keep on contributing to the - to Mexico.
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Australian golf did so much for me, and that is why I am here today.
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After years of patient study (and with cricket there can be no other kind), I have decided that there is nothing wrong with the game that the introduction of golf carts wouldn't fix in a hurry.
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
