Tiger Woods (Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods) Quotes
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
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Before being a player, I was a diehard fan of Roma, so I know what the fans felt when we won.
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I still find it hard to understand that anyone could argue that you can't have machines that exhibit consciousness.
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A lot of people have asked me whether I am a cynic or take a cynical view of politics and are often surprised when I say that I consider myself an optimist, but an optimist dressed in the robes of a realist.
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Every time I write a book, I've probably taken five years off my life.
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Solemnity is proper in church, but things that are proper in church are not necessarily proper outside, and vice versa. For example, I can say a prayer while washing my teeth, but that does not mean I should wash my teeth in church.
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Americans spend more money on Botox, face lifts and tummy tucks than on the age-old scourges of polio, small pox and malaria.
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With the power of conviction, there is no sacrifice.
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We are not working out issues anymore. We are working on a parallel universe, with competing proposals, up or down votes.
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We wanted to be America's Rolling Stones, to be the biggest band over here.
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Some people who suffer run away from God, and I know the tendency, but instead I just run to Him.
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I use my Bionic flat iron and hair dryer, all shampoo and conditioners are sulfate free, and keep the blow-drys to a minimum. If I can go two to three or even four days without washing my hair, I'll just go for it. I know, sounds gross, but otherwise, I'd be frying my hair.
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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels.
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My mother told me to raise my kids with calculated neglect. They get their self-worth from doing what they can do and not having everything done for them.
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If the (British) Arts Council give you money, they also tell you how to spend it.
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Sometimes people break your heart enough that it's not heartbreaking anymore.
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There are so many things that have to go right for a movie to be good that it's a miracle whenever one is.
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If anyone has listened to my stuff over the years, they know I tend not to do the same thing twice.
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We look to our leaders once we elect them to either lead us in the right direction or at least not crush us.
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I just think that you have to approach anything you do with a huge amount of integrity - I don't really care where it comes from, whether it's a children's piece or an adult piece.
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I met Michael Jordan on a golf course! I don't even know what to say. I'm still freaked out that I met him.
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I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally - I've been completely committed... The results have shown.
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I have musician friends who play too much golf, and they're not as good at music anymore.
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My own will and desires were now very much broken, and my heart was with much earnestness turned to the Lord, to whom alone I looked for help in the dangers before me.
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
