Mitch Hedberg Quotes
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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If everyone in the music business were brutally honest about what their intentions were then you could sort things out, but it's all smoke and mirrors.
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How do men feel whose whole lives (and many men's lives are) are lies, schemes, and subterfuges? What sort of company do they keep when they are alone? Daily in life I watch men whose every smile is an artifice, and every wink is an hypocrisy. Doth such a fellow where a mask in his own privacy, and to his own conscience?
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Star Wars is one of a handful of films that changed the zeitgeist forever.
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It is necessity and not pleasure that compels us.
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Anything is possible, and the truth is any human being at any given moment, no matter how good they are - not only at their job but also as a person - they're capable of anything, and it's not always a conscious thing.
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Macey couldn't decide whether to be intrigued that Hale was walking around with a state-of-the-art covert communications device or be jealous because she'd been caught without one of her own.
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…but she does not know whom she wishes to catch, only that she wishes to catch someone, anyone, to be anchored, to be connected, to not be abandoned.
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Being recognised on the street in New York is pretty surreal.
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A digital camera has to be kept in check like a racehorse.
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We have to be aware of our fragilities as human beings - when we see cruelty, to understand that in certain conditions, we could be cruel, too.
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Actors usually tend to gravitate towards the evil things that stretch them.
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The Declaration of Independence states that the Creator gave man the right to liberty. It seems man can realize that liberty only if he does not forget the One who endowed him with it.
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When I was a boy I was my father.
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We are moving into that phase where we expect that wage growth will catch up and take productivity over.
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Intention is the measure for rendering actions true, so that, where intention is sound, action is sound, and where it is corrupt, then action is corrupt.
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I can never think of promoting my convenience at the expense of a friend's interest and inclination.
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The vision is that people should have the ultimate in convenience. Being able to get the things they care about on the appropriate device.
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Everybody knows that our cities were built to be destroyed.
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Retirees are much too loyal to the company that employed them, ... When it comes to retirement savings, your first loyalty must be to yourself.
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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
