Morrie Ryskind Quotes

United States, Dramatist
October 20, 1895 – August, 24, 1985.

Morrie Ryskind was an American dramatist, lyricist and writer of theatrical productions and motion pictures, who became a conservative political activist later in life.

Also known as Lyricist, Writer

The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find it is only a water hole. What they're looking for is an 'elk-a-hole'.

Morrie Ryskind
Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

Morrie Ryskind
- Happy
- Doubt
- Cracks

On this site we're going to build an Eye and Ear Hospital. This is going to be a sight for sore eyes.

Morrie Ryskind
Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet.

Morrie Ryskind
- Animal
- Romance
- Seduction