Lance Gross Quotes
I love Twitter. As an entertainer, it's a way to connect with the fans, and I think that's important.
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Sometimes when I'm going to the supermarket to get the coffee and cat litter, I get freaked out and see all these people staring, and you turn around and there's, like, 40 people all looking at you... and when you go around the corner, they're all following you! You start freaking out like a trapped animal.
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Timidity does not inspire bold acts.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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The important thing is that men should have a purpose in life. It should be something useful, something good.
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I enjoyed working as a model a lot as it let me travel and I got to do some really interesting projects.
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I've had five weddings but if I'm really honest and if I count significant de factos... I've had nine husbands... which sounds appalling but when you consider I started at 18 and I'm 65 it's not so bad.
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In 1995, the Chinese government picked a 6-year-old child to succeed the Panchen Lama, the second highest figure in Tibetan Buddhism.
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Primarily I'm a meat man, although once in a while I toy with a few vegetables.
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I don't know who Little Richard is.
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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
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I can never really remember what I look like. I'm just sort of neutral. I don't think I'm sort of, you know, hideous.
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Strong limits on carbon pollution will save Americans money, create jobs, improve our health, and help defuse climate change.
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Every guy should be the owner of a really nice pen. When you put your thoughts down, or whenever you're going to share something with someone, it means something if it bleeds out in a nice ink.
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I was a child of a tech family. My grandfather was a nuclear physicist and was always a gadget guy.
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I want every version of a woman and a man to be possible. I want women and men to be able to be full-time parents or full-time working people or any combination of the two.
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My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.
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Governments are not running the show anymore. Scumbag Entrepreneurs are, and they have a harsh and ruthless agenda.
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I constantly remind people that crime isn't solved by technology; it's solved by people.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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There is always something else to do. A gardener should have nine times as many lives as a cat.
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Comedy can be more difficult than drama. It requires more attention to timing. In the theater, you're always dependent on the audience for the energy, but in comedy the feedback you get is more important. You can judge by the quickness and the length of the laugh just where you stand with the audience.
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We all want to be someone else but without ceasing to be ourselves. I think it's very important to defend this idea in real life too.
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I finished my studies in England, I opened my studio in London, and the first one-man exhibit I had on Bond Street, which was opened by the Austrian ambassador.
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I love Twitter. As an entertainer, it's a way to connect with the fans, and I think that's important.
