Tommy Cooper Quotes

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".

Tommy Cooper

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• So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".

  

  Tommy Cooper
  • Train
  • Disaster
  • Tortoises