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Life, after we'd had a few millennia to observe it, turned out to be dreadfully unfair, so we invented sports.
Barbara Holland -
War was ... the chief or maybe the only source of patriotism, and many a politician, from prehistory up to this morning, unified a discontented citizenry by pointing out a national danger and declaring war on it.
Barbara Holland
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Gloom we have always with us, a rank and sturdy weed, but joy requires tending.
Barbara Holland -
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
Barbara Holland -
The only people who still read poetry are poets, and they mostly read their own.
Barbara Holland -
Cats vary so widely that all data is meaningless and the professional classifiers gnash their teeth trying to come up with even a single fact common to all.
Barbara Holland -
My friends and I were all deathly afraid of our fathers, which was right and proper and even biblically ordained. Fathers were angry; it was their job.
Barbara Holland -
The United States government, in figuring our gross national product, defines 'durable goods' as anything that will last three years.
Barbara Holland