Hannibal Buress Quotes
Carbondale, Ill. is where I went to college, and it's where I first started putting on shows.

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Where Negroes provide 20 percent of the vote, they should have 20 per cent of the jobs.
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The cutting room is where you discover the optimal length of the movie.
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College is part of the American dream. It shouldn't be part of a financial nightmare for families.
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We want our students to graduate from high school, but we want them to graduate with a plan, whether it's college or career.
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Upper education used to open doors. Not so true anymore. The degree used to be a screening tool, but that is falling by the wayside as there are a glut of college grads on the market.
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America is the student who defies the odds to become the first in a family to go to college - the citizen who defies the cynics and goes out there and votes - the young person who comes out of the shadows to demand the right to dream. That's what America is about.
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I would love to see young writers come out of college and know there is a possibility to be a novelist.
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I been through some things but I worked hard to get to where I'm at.
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Have patience with all things, But, first of all with yourself.
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I immigrated to the United States in 2001 for college.
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When students leave college, they are like children who know nothing about the problems of life, and don't have a political stance.
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First off, no one award-wise ever rewards comedy, which is... whatever. I don't care about that.
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I see the first lady as another means to keep a president from becoming isolated.
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We have the British motor industry as a role model for what happens when you try to save an industrial dinosaur. Britain was the first country to industrialise and the first to de-industrialise. We should learn from this.
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In college, I wanted to be a child psychologist. Acting was just something on the side to make money. And it was fun.
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When I was growing up, I wasn't in bands, and had really no intention of ever doing music. I went out to California for college, and kind of on a whim started making music really as a joke, and over the course of the next five years started playing a lot of shows, and music became this really integral part of my identity.
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I'm a psychologist. I was a psychology faculty member, and then I became an administrator of the department, then the Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences. At the time of the presidential search, I was the dean.
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If I recall correctly, I think I signed my first contract with Tor in 1983.
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Ninety-five percent of the eggs produced in America come from factory-farmed birds. Even if free-range farms were hugely more humane, the sheer number of animals raised to satisfy people's desire for eggs, meat, and milk makes it impossible for us to raise them all on small, free-range farms.
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Fastidious taste makes enjoyment a struggle.
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I think the real exciting part about becoming a solo artist is that you get to really decide on what your new sound and what your new message will be.
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Class is more important than a game.
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Carbondale, Ill. is where I went to college, and it's where I first started putting on shows.