Hannibal Buress Quotes
There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't ID me, man. I just sold this place out.' People are just doing their jobs, but I think if you're working the door at a venue where there's a headliner, you should at least be like, 'OK, this is the dude.'

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I've been really lucky with the people that I've gotten to work with. I learn a lot from them, just by watching them.
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It's a trifle hard to surprise yourself with a story you've written.
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A lot of guys try to mingle with me because of who I am. If I encounter a guy with a clean heart, I will go by my instincts. I guess my man won't be from the film industry.
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Not every woman has time to go to a salon and have her hair blow-dried every day.
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Letters are like wine; if they are sound they ripen with keeping. A man should lay down letters as he does a cellar of wine.
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I do believe that the coal industry sees the cultural shift toward cleaner energy and global warming solutions as a threat to their interests.
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I've never rejected the world I came from. To be rejected by it is horrible.
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This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
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In my opinion, the vast majority of scripts written - as well as most movies that are released - are not very original, well-written, or interesting. It has always been that way, and I think it always will be.
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I don't think I could ever give up music. It's what makes me tick. If there was no music, there would be no writing.
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I think a lot of us feel the need to always be connected, and finding time to relax and sometimes play is something that I think we all need to make more time for, especially me.
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There's nothing wrong with looking like a woman and going in the workplace and doing everything a man can do but looking 1,000 percent like a lady.
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I always see where I didn't do things the right way. I only see the heavy lifting. That's a bit of my wisdom, if you want to call it that.
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I've had the most untraumatic life a human being can have. But I've always been drawn to those who have had far more complicated histories.
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I'd say Juventus has a story as legendary as the Yankees.
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A person standing in front of an audience without enthusiasm for his subject and his actions is disconnected from his spirit.
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I had to get out of America to get a professional life going where I could actually make a living.
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You can't just lecture the poor that they shouldn't riot or go to extremes. You have to make the means of legal redress available.
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If I had a spreadsheet on my computer, it looked like I was busy.
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I like the tournaments at home. The crowd is always behind you.
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The simplest principles become difficult of practice, when habits, formed in error, have been fixed by time, and the simplest truths hard to receive when prejudice has warped the mind.
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Obama seems like he tries to talk everyone into what he believes - and that's part of why we elected him, because he's a calm, reasonable guy - but behind that, there has to be some fight. You have to be able to take a few punches and throw a few punches.
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I mean, the sound of an amplified guitar in a room full of people was so hypnotic and addictive to me, that I could cross any kind of border to get on there.
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There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't ID me, man. I just sold this place out.' People are just doing their jobs, but I think if you're working the door at a venue where there's a headliner, you should at least be like, 'OK, this is the dude.'