Hannibal Buress Quotes
For me... you know, the most I've paid for a haircut was in Australia. Usually I go to a black barber or a Latino barber. I can't just go into Supercuts.
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I don't think it is important to be a role model, because if you are a role model, you are pretending to be someone else.
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Most athletes are media shy. They keep to themselves and to their training. I'm not saying it is absolutely necessary for them to come out and face the cameras with confidence, but if they do, it will only help them. They will find themselves closer to their fans and will also get their word across more effectively.
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The reforms proposed by the Patent Reform Act of 2007 are precisely the type of congressional action needed. The Act will remove obstacles to growth and restore balance to the patent system.
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If I categorized home runs that I've seen, without a doubt the monumental one is Henry's... but I've seen a lot of classic, great home runs. Gibson's was probably the most theatrical home run I've ever seen.
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I think I developed language skills to deal with threat. It's the girl thing to do-you know, instead of pulling out a gun.
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I often get mistaken for Dumbledore. One wizard is very much like another.
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My personality is extremely unbalanced.
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Los Angeles is peopled by waiters and carpenters and drivers who are there to be actors.
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I studied music at the most remedial level when I was a kid, through the Los Angeles public schools, with a little private instruction.
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The very qualities that make it harder for women to get elected - not being part of the old boy's network - gives them the advantage of having fresh, and yes, clean faces.
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Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.
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When I go out and I'm presenting the best side of myself, I want to look different from everyone, but I don't want it to look like I'm wearing a costume.
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In December 2004, I travelled on the road from Uzbekistan across the Oxus River on which the first Soviet convoys had rolled into Afghanistan 25 years before.
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My parents spent 16 years hauling my butt to L.A. for audition after audition. I remember always hoping I could help take care of them because they took such good care of me.
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I am not one of these guys who works job after job after job.
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You can exercise anytime, anywhere. It doesn't have to be the gym.
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A lot of the time when I write about the person that I love, I feel like I'm writing about New York.
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A new reader shouldn't be able to find you in your work, though someone who's read more may begin to.
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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
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The opposite of ‘open’ isn’t closed. The opposite of open is broken.
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I like to play the ukulele, but I'm not, like, awesome at it. I mostly play the piano and the guitar.
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I remember one game when I pitched in Yankee Stadium and gave up five runs in the first inning. It would have been easy to quit, but I shut 'em out the rest of the way, and we came back and won the game.
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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'
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For me... you know, the most I've paid for a haircut was in Australia. Usually I go to a black barber or a Latino barber. I can't just go into Supercuts.
