Karl Pilkington Quotes
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Crime and the fear of crime have permeated the fabric of American life.
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People who don't know me look at my world as something very hard-core, and I don't feel it that way. It's not what attracts me.
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The success of each of us benefits us all, and the success of us all benefits each of us individually.
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The first requisite for the happiness of the people is the abolition of religion.
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We need to take command of the solar system to gain that wealth, and to escape the sea of paper our government is becoming, and for some decent chance of stopping a Dinosaur Killer asteroid.
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For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.
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Could I interrupt here, because there is an alternative explanation, which you are particularly well placed to examine. You know the argument that it is the alchemists in the laboratories who invent the sweet new kits.
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Politics is a good thing!
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Power says if you are a committee chairman, your idea is good only because you have got power.
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We always saw ourselves in careers as entrepreneurs or angels.
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Do we exert our own liberties without injury to others - we exert them justly; do we exert them at the expense of others - unjustly. And, in thus doing, we step from the sure platform of liberty upon the uncertain threshold of tyranny.
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Opening doors for us, helping us with our jackets and chairs - we love all that.
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You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
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Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. Injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged.
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Biggie has been the logo for success, the logo for doing it big - from popping champagne, the ladies, the fashion.
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I try to make my fans happy by working hard in every film of mine, and I give my films everything I've got.
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A bicycle has transformed my experience of London.
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I'm never, like I say, I'm never happy, I'm never satisfied, it's never good enough.
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At the end of the day, so many things that we hold so much value with, it just doesn't even mean anything. I really try to stay focused on being really positive.
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It should be a law for one whole year that all laugh tracks are Seth Rogen. The world would get ever so slightly better.
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I need to develop a car and engineer a car in a position that feels comfortable for me, and I don't think anyone can do a better job than I can in that position. The problem for me is if I can't get the car there I do struggle more than some.
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Of course, some people call me one of the most well-networked people in the world, but I am a very unsocial person - I never go to a cocktail party; I am never seen at a charity event. I have one exception: I'm a member of the board for one of the big European music festivals, so I participate, with pleasure, in concerts.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
