Karl Pilkington Quotes
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Crime and the fear of crime have permeated the fabric of American life.
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People who don't know me look at my world as something very hard-core, and I don't feel it that way. It's not what attracts me.
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The success of each of us benefits us all, and the success of us all benefits each of us individually.
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The first requisite for the happiness of the people is the abolition of religion.
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We need to take command of the solar system to gain that wealth, and to escape the sea of paper our government is becoming, and for some decent chance of stopping a Dinosaur Killer asteroid.
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For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.
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Could I interrupt here, because there is an alternative explanation, which you are particularly well placed to examine. You know the argument that it is the alchemists in the laboratories who invent the sweet new kits.
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Politics is a good thing!
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Power says if you are a committee chairman, your idea is good only because you have got power.
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We always saw ourselves in careers as entrepreneurs or angels.
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Do we exert our own liberties without injury to others - we exert them justly; do we exert them at the expense of others - unjustly. And, in thus doing, we step from the sure platform of liberty upon the uncertain threshold of tyranny.
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Opening doors for us, helping us with our jackets and chairs - we love all that.
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I got to see Jack White. I love his new album. There's a song on the album called 'I Think I Should Go to Sleep' that my son loves. We play it on a loop around the house, and he just bounces around.
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You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
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Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. Injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged.
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Biggie has been the logo for success, the logo for doing it big - from popping champagne, the ladies, the fashion.
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I try to make my fans happy by working hard in every film of mine, and I give my films everything I've got.
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A bicycle has transformed my experience of London.
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I think that celebrities should never underestimate their power. I mean just to draw attention, because then people get involved on a personal level.
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When I was 15 years old, I read an article about Ivan Boesky, the well-known takeover trader - turned out years later it was all on inside information! But before that came to light, he was very successful, very flamboyant. And I thought, 'This is what I want to do.' So I'm 15 years old, I decide I'm going to Wall Street.
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There have been plenty of times when I've been a total dick like everybody else, you know, I mean I wanted to be a little rock'n'roller, and I was, and it was great. I had a to-do list of like 'Thou shalt wear sunglasses indoors at all times.' Done. 'Thou shalt take drugs and have a great time.' Done. 'Thou shalt crash a big car into a wall.' Done.
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I read so slow. If I have a script, I'm going to read it five times slower than any other actor, but I'll be able to tell you everything in it. It kills me that there are standardized tests geared towards just one kind of child.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
