Richard Lewis Quotes
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I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.
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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
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I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.
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I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.
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When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
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I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
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During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
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My parents were my worst audience.