Carlos Mencia (Ned Arnel Mencia) Quotes
Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.

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I am in love with myself, with my friends, with my family, with kids, with life and my movies.
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You know, Saint Augustine said our hearts are restless 'til they rest in thee. And I had a restlessness in my heart. Something just wasn't quite right.
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I've always been a reader and a writer.
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I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
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To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him.
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Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.
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Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
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What we call Man's power over Nature turns out to be a power exercised by some men over other men with Nature as its instrument.
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In the '50s, critics used to say I had a 'dangerous' act.
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I spend all my time trying to avoid the spotlight.
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The lucky man is he who knows how much to leave to chance.
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When you have an emotion you are recruiting a variety of mechanisms that came in the long history of evolution, long before emotions arose, and those mechanisms all had to do with how an organism manages its life.
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Be known as a great resource. Are you an Excel genius? An expert on local restaurants? Fabulous at proofreading? Go beyond your job description by being an open resource for others in the company who could benefit from your talents. I believe that paying it forward will serve you well one way or another in the future.
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As a consumer, you don't want to choose from a million pairs of jeans. You just want the one pair that's going to fit you and look great on you.
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You have to ask a lot of questions and listen to people, but eventually, you have to go by your own instincts.
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The requirements to obtain a concealed license are similar and often times stricter than that of obtaining a standard ID card.
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Getting pregnant wasn't easy, and I found that devastating. I really beat myself up for waiting so long when I'd always wanted children and family had been the basis of my happiness my whole life.
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I'll start searching for that ideal partner when I turn 40. That will be a turning point in my life.
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There are a lot of studies about small businesses and how they make a difference in their community and create a lot of jobs and values. So we need to focus on small businesses or entrepreneurs who want to start manufacturing or making things.
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I'm not the type of actor who is trying to do a whole bunch of different stuff, you know what I mean?
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If you were to come to the set of Alias, you'd know how silly we all are. And I mean, silly.
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I really, really love to move. You know what I mean? I mean, it's not a workout, but I absolutely love to do it, and that's performing, which is very close to doing Zumba. When you're onstage and you're moving everything, every single part of your body, it's actually working and active to the tips of your fingers. You're burning a hell of a lot of calories. And I think that's what people always look forward to - they want to know how many calories they've burned, and it's really important to actually know that and know your nutrition even more.
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A real totalitarianism is at work in the world and wants to impose its views not only on Arab Muslims, but on the West. The same way that they veil women, Islamic radicals want to veil cartoons in the press.
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Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.