Carlos Mencia (Ned Arnel Mencia) Quotes

When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

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• I'm very soulful. I grew up singing in church. When I sing a song, I like to feel what I'm singing.

  

  Fantasia Barrino
  • Up
  • Song
  • Church

• I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.

  

  Bette Midler
  • Thinking
  • War
  • Body

• A saint realizes that it is God who engineers his circumstances; consequently there are no complaints, only unrestrained surrender to Jesus.

  

  Oswald Chambers
  • God
  • Jesus
  • Saint

• Blessed with some success, so I'mma try my best to live my life right. When I see God, he'll be impressed.

  

  Mac Miller
  • Life
  • God
  • Live

• You take the pen, and the lines dance. You take the flute and the notes shimmer. You take the brush, and the colors sing. So all things have meaning and beauty in that space beyond time where you are. How, then, can I hold back anything from you?

  

  Dag Hammarskjold
  • Time
  • Space
  • Dance

• When she was like this, the wildness of her barely contained, it was hard to believe she'd come into his pack Silent, her emotions blockaded behind so much ice, it had infuriated his wolf.

  

  Nalini Singh
  • Believe
  • She
  • Wolf

• To resolve this issue will require Iran to come to the table and discuss in a clear and forthright way how to prove to the international community that the intentions of their nuclear program are peaceful. [...] The question is going to be whether in these discussions they show themselves moving clearly in that direction.

  

  Barack Obama
  • Community
  • Question
  • Moving

• Seldom aware of the intricate connection between the patterns of their own lives and the course of world history, ordinary people do not usually know what this connection means for the kind of people they are becoming and for the kind of history-making in which they might take part.

  

  C. Wright Mills
  • People
  • World
  • History

• When you're always trying to conform to the norm, you lose your uniqueness, which can be the foundation for your greatness.

  

  Dale Archer
  • Trying
  • Greatness

• She went out and took a last long look at the shabby little library. She knew she would never see it again. Eyes changed after they looked at new things. If in the years to be she were to come back, her new eyes might make everything seem different from the way she saw it now. The way it was now was the way she wanted to remember it.

  

  Betty Smith
  • Different
  • Long
  • She

• I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists.

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Kind
  • Path
  • Individual

• I will make a general statement that we have not had anything like the policy of holding people in high office responsible for their acts that I think we should.

  

  William Odom
  • People
  • Thinking
  • Office

• It is only with prudence, sagacity, and much dexterity that great aims are accomplished, and all obstacles surmounted. Otherwise nothing is accomplished.

  

  Napoleon Bonaparte
  • Accomplished
  • Aims
  • Surmounted

• If you want to endure life, prepare yourself for death.

  

  Sigmund Freud
  • Life
  • Want
  • Death

• For other great mathematicians or philosophers, he [Gauss] used the epithets magnus, or clarus, or clarissimus; for Newton alone he kept the prefix summus.

  

  W. W. Rouse Ball
  • Great
  • Science
  • Alone

• I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.

  

  Samuel Beckett
  • Changing
  • Faults
  • Them

• When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

  

  Carlos Mencia
  • Doctors
  • Faults
  • Climax