Carlos Mencia (Ned Arnel Mencia) Quotes
I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.

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Everybody gets dressed every day, and whatever you decide to get dressed in that morning is communicating something.
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In bookstores, my stuff is usually filed in the out-of-the-way, additional interest sections.
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I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.
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No person is just one particular emotion.
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Truth comes to us mediated by human love.
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I like somebody who's not so crazy but likes to have a good time... and who is thoughtful and kind and easy to laugh with. Somebody you can just be yourself with one hundred and fifty percent.
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Politics was my third act. But I could have a fourth. I don't know what that will be yet, but there will be one.
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Marxism conceives of the new system of socialism as the necessary outcome of all previous history made possible and necessary only by that previous history.
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Sculpture is something you bump into when you back up to look at a painting.
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I don't know why I'm suddenly playing nasty people. It is very fun, though, and it isn't real, at the end of the day.
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My father is a businessman, and my mother is a schoolteacher.
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I looked for the same pitch my whole career, a breaking ball. All of the time. I never worried about the fastball. They couldn't throw it past me, none of them.
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There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time.
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You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and five the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
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A short piece of work means as much to me as a long piece of work.
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There's always going to be someone out there who doesn't like what you do, doesn't like your style, your face. That's part of life. But I feed off that. I don't think I'd be where I am today if it wasn't for that. It puts a little fire in the belly, keeps me going so I can prove so many people wrong.
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Once I am in the square circle, I am in my home.
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The queen of virtues is the recognition of one’s own flaws.
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The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend.
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I was a street performer for two years.
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When you've got the Daytona 500 out there at stake and everything riding on the line, guys go for it, and the guys that go for it are the ones that are either going to win or they're going to wreck.
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Nothing not built with hands of course is sacred. But here is not a question of what's sacred; Rather of what to face or run away from. I'd hate to be a runaway from nature.
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I like bringing smiles to people's faces.
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I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.