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	It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on the monstrous camera.   
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	One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.   
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	There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.   
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	I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half.   
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	Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed.   
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	Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability . . . For the ear he is an unutterable bore, not nearly so talented as Frank Sinatra back in the latter's rather hysterical days at the Paramount Theater.   
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	They've just gone berserk. It's in the public interest to know where these large amounts of money are coming from.   
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	Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one's home TV receiver?   
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	This idea that privilege comes with position is something that's terribly antiquated and doesn't belong in a democracy. These are elected officials who chose to serve the public, and the idea of serving the public doesn't include taking gifts from someone who obviously wants something in return.   
