Carrie Fisher Quotes
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Sometimes I think all I want to find is a mean guy and make him be nice to me. Or maybe a nice guy who's a little bit mean to me. But they're usually too nice too soon or too mean too long.
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Drugs made me feel more normal.
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You're not famous until you're a Pez dispenser.
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Mothers are great. They outlast everything. But when they're bad, they're the worst thing that can happen.
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What worries me is, what if this guy is really the one for me and I just haven't had enough therapy yet for me to be comfortable with having found him.
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I like having written better than I like having acted.
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Having waited my entire life to get an award for something, anything...I now get awards all the time for being mentally ill. It’s better than being bad at being insane, right? How tragic would it be to be runner-up for Bipolar Woman of the Year?
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All I can say is that when millions of plastic dolls of you are being sold each day and an equal number of teenage boys are masturbating over you each night, it's bound to do something screwy to your psyche.
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Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.
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The older you get, the easier it is to spot the phonies. And I just think, how unpleasant for them.
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Certainly there are people who like me, but then there are those who don't know me who gossip about me. You can't believe the things I've heard.
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If talking were aerobic, I'd be the thinnest person in the world.
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Meryl [Streep] plays the me-ish character. I love Meryl. She's totally wonderful.
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The parrots are great. They do something I refer to as "the Phone Call from Venus." They repeat all my phone conversations. It can very annoying - like having a lot of children in the house screaming.
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I enjoy taking jobs that make fun of me - or me as Princess Leia, or me as the writer, or whatever, as some idea.
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Look,' he said, 'I don't think we should continue this discussion. I don't like this side of you.' 'I'm not a box,' she said 'I don't have sides. This is it. One side fits all. This is it.
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The only one who didn't know was George Lucas. We kept it from him, because we wanted to see what his face looked like when it changed expression--and he fooled us even then. He got Industrial Light and Magic to change his facial expressions for him and THX sound to make the noise of a face-changing expression.
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Two of the saddest words in the English language are, 'What party?' And LA is the 'What party?' capital of the world.
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Nobody wants to read about a good-looking happy person.
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My fear is that I will be crushed in an elevator and my mother will get hold of my journals from my adolescence.
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I like that - the "you-ish" character.
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I can like men who are a little light in the loafers.
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I always think of Meryl [Streep] for everything now. There really aren't many actresses around who are truly lucid the way she is.
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I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel.