Carrie Fisher Quotes
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I like performing. I like partnering with an audience.
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My mother certainly loves caviar, but I think that's generational - they grew up thinking it's romantic or sophisticated or something.
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I don't think Christmas is necessarily about things. It's about being good to one another, it's about the Christian ethic, it's about kindness.
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Ambition is exhausting. It makes you friends with people for the wrong reasons, just like drugs.
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The older you get, the easier it is to spot the phonies. And I just think, how unpleasant for them.
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As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
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No, as it turns out, I really like being congratulated on my weight loss. I like it so much, it's tragic.
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I have a second dog, too, mainly for security.
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Nobody wants to read about a good-looking happy person.
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Having waited my entire life to get an award for something, anything...I now get awards all the time for being mentally ill. It’s better than being bad at being insane, right? How tragic would it be to be runner-up for Bipolar Woman of the Year?
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Two of the saddest words in the English language are, 'What party?' And LA is the 'What party?' capital of the world.
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Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.
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Celebrity is just obscurity biding its time.
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Certainly there are people who like me, but then there are those who don't know me who gossip about me. You can't believe the things I've heard.
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As we all know, there is no underwear in space.
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Kevin Smith is a very challenging conversationalist and Jay has many great stories.
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I can like men who are a little light in the loafers.
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Mothers are great. They outlast everything. But when they're bad, they're the worst thing that can happen.
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Sometimes I think all I want to find is a mean guy and make him be nice to me. Or maybe a nice guy who's a little bit mean to me. But they're usually too nice too soon or too mean too long.
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You're not famous until you're a Pez dispenser.
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All I can say is that when millions of plastic dolls of you are being sold each day and an equal number of teenage boys are masturbating over you each night, it's bound to do something screwy to your psyche.
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My mother's career was over at 40 but she was still trying to be everyone's buddy, always smiling for the cameras.
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Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.
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I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel.