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Mothers are great. They outlast everything. But when they're bad, they're the worst thing that can happen.
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I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.
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A story a friend told me about being in New York and meeting this Latin-lover kind of guy. They went up to her hotel room, and the guy kind of pounced on her and told her to spread her legs, shouting, "Surrender the pink! Surrender the pink!" That's where it's from.
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There are women in makeup and hair and wardrobe, but not in camera, not in sound, you know, and not in special effects. It's all men.
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My mother certainly loves caviar, but I think that's generational - they grew up thinking it's romantic or sophisticated or something.
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Meg Ryan was nice [ in When Harry Met Sally] ... the writing was good ... but it was really kind of a boy's club, I mean, there was Bruno Kirby, Rob Reiner, Billy Crystal - talk about your testosterone trio!
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Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.
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I like birds and dogs. I'm allergic to cats.
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I really love the internet. They say chat-rooms are the trailer park of the internet but I find it amazing.
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I'd like to wear my old [cinnamon buns] hairstyle again - but with white hair. I think that would be funny.
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I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff.
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I quote fictional characters, because I'm a fictional character myself!
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Acting engenders and harbours qualities that are best left way behind in adolesence.
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It's very good to get through them (drugs) while you're still young and then talk about how great or bad it was for the rest of your life.
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Sometimes I think all I want to find is a mean guy and make him be nice to me. Or maybe a nice guy who's a little bit mean to me. But they're usually too nice too soon or too mean too long.
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Nobody wants to read about a good-looking happy person.
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As we all know, there is no underwear in space.
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Here's how men think. Sex, work - and those are reversible, depending on age - sex, work, food, sports and lastly, begrudgingly, relationships. And here's how women think. Relationships, relationships, relationships, work, sex, shopping, weight, food.
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Tom Hanks was really great [the 'Burbs']. The director, Joe Dante, was wonderful. We filmed it here during the summer, every day at Universal. Even the food was good - I mean it was junk but it was really good. The whole thing was like some ideal summer-school experience. It may not have been the best movie ever, but it was certainly the most fun.
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The world of manic depression is a world of bad judgment calls.
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I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.
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All I can say is that when millions of plastic dolls of you are being sold each day and an equal number of teenage boys are masturbating over you each night, it's bound to do something screwy to your psyche.
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Then I overdosed at 28, at which point I began to accept the bipolar diagnosis.
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I have a second dog, too, mainly for security.
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