Carrot Top Quotes
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Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?
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So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
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I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.
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Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.
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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
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I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.
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I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.
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Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.
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I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default "getaway" city.
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I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.
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People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
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I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
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In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'
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Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?
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Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.
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On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
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People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive.
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I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
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I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.
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The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.
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I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
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I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'
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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
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My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.