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The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.
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There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.
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The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.
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I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
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I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
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People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
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Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.
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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
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I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'
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I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.
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My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
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I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.
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I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.
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I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
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My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.
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My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.
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I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.
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I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.
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When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.
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It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
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Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.
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I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.