Carrot Top Quotes
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

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I'm getting married because I'm in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can't live your life doing what other people want you to or you'll be miserable. At some point you just have to be yourself.
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We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
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Being that I always perform, I started working out with a trainer to get that endurance and stamina. Now, I guess you could call me a gym rat.
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We live on the circumference of a hollow circle. We draw the circumference, like spiders, out of ourselves: it is all criticism of criticism.
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In Uzbekistan, hundreds of protesters were recently killed under the corrupt regime of President Karimov in what human rights groups are calling a massacre.
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Contrary to common belief, Christian fiction did not begin with Catherine Marshall, Janette Oke, or Frank Peretti.
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The whole purpose of life is to make yourself happy.
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The world is put back by the death of every one who has to sacrifice the development of his or her peculiar gifts to conventionality.
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I will support legislation that benefits the American worker and prevents the outsourcing of American jobs.
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The United States has never entered a serious war, and has never been victorious.
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All strugglesAre essentiallyPower struggles.Who will rule,Who will lead,Who will define,refine,confine,design,Who will dominate.All strugglesAre essentiallyPower struggles, And mostare no more intellectualthan two ramsknocking their heads together.
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I have always been so sure - too sure... But now I am very humble and I say like a little child: 'I do not know...'
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I cannot believe that the American people and the people they elected would use the Constitution to stifle any group's rights.
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I'm far from a saint.
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You know, nothing is ever happily-ever-after. Ever.
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What I did before in my career you can pretty much throw out the window. Out of sight, out of mind.
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Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.
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Does everything in this life begin and end with Judy Blume? Perhaps.
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However, more recently, there have been signs of some easing of underwriting standards.
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It's not that everything needs to have substance, but when nothing does then you know we're living in a bankrupt society, an artistically bankrupt society, and that's not okay. I think there's room for forms of entertainment that are very light and frivolous and fun, but when those forms of entertainment, forms of "art" if you will, become presented as something more than that, and are believed to be something more than that, then we've got a lot of problems.
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I didn't like my hair and makeup one time on a photo shoot, and my publicist told me, 'You should just be happy with it - they haven't had a black girl on the cover since forever.' She's no longer my publicist.
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I was such a tomboy. I had absolutely no bosom, and I wore my hair really short - shaved, like a boy.
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My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.
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Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'