Catherynne M. Valente Quotes
...what maiden knows how the world is skewed to spare any testing of her virtue?

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I always ask, why can't I be just like Cary Grant or something.
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As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter.
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If I had the use of my body, I would throw it out the window.
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For every person who has ever lived there has come, at last, a spring he will never see. Glory then in the springs that are yours.
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We need earmark reform, and when I'm President, I will go line by line to make sure that we are not spending money unwisely.
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Knowledge has outstripped character development, and the young today are given an education rather than an upbringing.
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The emperor is in the Church, not above the Church.
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America slept because most Americans preferred it that way.
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I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan.
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People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect.
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I have four of the most incredible children. And I have five grandchildren.
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When BP was not moving fast enough on claims, we told BP to set aside $20 billion in a fund - managed by an independent third party - to help all those whose lives have been turned upside down by the spill.
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In my opinion, the Hezbollah has going - they are going to discover sooner or later than in their top priority should preserve Lebanon.
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In my work, I construct texts and images. Between those two points the blur occurs. Each is altered by the other again and again, back and forth.
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Part of our evolutionary heritage is the ability to adapt - species that survive, adapt. Humans adapt by altering their priorities to match evolving values.
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You can't sweep other people off their feet, if you can't be swept off your own.
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I do not believe that science per se is an adequate source of happiness, nor do I think that my own scientific outlook has contributed very greatly to my own happiness, which I attribute to defecating twice a day with unfailing regularity.
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I got history solidly under my belt, reading Russian history and biographies. I couldn't change the facts. I could only play with how the people might have responded to the facts of their lives.
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I love summer, but my legs are so pale I can never wear shorts or a bikini.
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Since I am a man, my heart is three or four times less sensitive, because I have three or four times as much power of reason and experience of the world -- a thing which you women call hard-heartedness. As a man, I can take refuge in having mistresses. The more of them I have, and the greater the scandal, the more I acquire reputation and brilliance in society.
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If your life changes, we can change the world, too.
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I'm not about my breasts; I'm just about good health, OK. I'm not afraid of doing what I need to do to stay here. I really don't understand women who are in denial, who don't want to go for a mammogram. I think it's stupidity. Sorry. I have no patience for that.
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...what maiden knows how the world is skewed to spare any testing of her virtue?