Cecelia Ahern Quotes

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.

Cecelia Ahern

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• If I could marry my motorcycle, I'd roll her right up to the altar.

  

  Flip Wilson
  • Right
  • Motorcycle
  • Marry

• I've decided to study the MBA, as it's crucial to have comprehensive knowledge of business administration and management in running science technology institutes as well as making science-related policies.

  

  Yi So-Yeon
  • Business
  • Science
  • Knowledge

• To me, AIDS is an international epidemic and every country can be affected by it. Therefore, it can be discussed on an international level. Unfortunately, AIDS doesn't require a visa.

  

  Abbas Kiarostami
  • Country
  • Me
  • Aids

• Putting two songs together, I've always loved that trick when it works.

  

  Paul McCartney Paul McCartney and Wings
  • Together
  • Song
  • Two

• That's the American way. If little kids don't aspire to make money like I did, what the hell good is this country?

  

  Lee Iacocca
  • Good
  • Country
  • Money

• Harry, Cedric, I suggest you both go up to bed," said Dumbledore, smiling at both of them. "I am sure Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are waiting to celebrate with you, and it would be a shame to deprive them of this excellent excuse to make a great deal of mess and noise.

  

  Joanne Rowling
  • Up
  • Great
  • Waiting

• Looking at female candidates today, other women are the hardest on them, especially older women who were brought up in a different culture.

  

  Eleanor Clift
  • Up
  • Different
  • Women

• I don't spend money on anything. I don't collect anything. I don't spend it on furniture.

  

  Mick Jagger The Rolling Stones
  • Money
  • Furniture
  • Collect

• The worst part of getting close to someone is the part when you have to miss them.

  

  Yasmin Mogahed
  • Missing
  • Worst

• This self now as I leant over the gate looking down over fields rolling in waves of colour beneath me made no answer. He threw up no opposition. He attempted no phrase. His fist did not form. I waited. I listened. Nothing came, nothing. I cried then with a sudden conviction of complete desertion. Now there is nothing. No fin breaks the waste of this immeasurable sea. Life has destroyed me. No echo comes when I speak, no varied words. This is more truly death than the death of friends, than the death of youth.

  

  Virginia Woolf
  • Speak
  • Break
  • Youth

• I'm an optimist by choice not by stupidity.

  

  Yanni
  • Choices
  • Stupidity
  • Optimist

• As we are poetical in our natures, so we delight in fable.

  

  William Hazlitt
  • Delight
  • Fables

• Old friendships are like meats served up repeatedly, cold, comfortless, and distasteful. The stomach turns against them.

  

  William Hazlitt
  • Friends
  • Friendship

• Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.

  

  William Shakespeare
  • Heart
  • Blessing
  • Beer

• Do not let circumstances defeat you. You can if you think you can.

  

  Norman Vincent Peale
  • Think
  • Circumstances
  • Defeat

• Sometimes during a relationship, a friendship, a friend's gonna have to prove they're your friend, and you're gonna have to prove you're their friend.

  

  Mike Tyson
  • Relationship
  • Prove
  • Unfriendliness

• Words like feminism or democracy scare me. They are words with barnacles on them, and you can't see what's underneath.

  

  William Collins
  • Democracy
  • Poet
  • Scare

• Without the assistance of eating and drinking, the most sparkling wit would be as heavy as a bad soufflé, and the brightest talent as dull as a looking-glass on a foggy day.

  

  Alexis Soyer
  • Talent
  • Wit
  • Assistance

• You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.

  

  Cecelia Ahern
  • Wit
  • Sarcasm
  • Lowest