Cecelia Ahern Quotes

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.

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• If I could marry my motorcycle, I'd roll her right up to the altar.

  

  Flip Wilson
  • Right
  • Motorcycle
  • Marry

• I've decided to study the MBA, as it's crucial to have comprehensive knowledge of business administration and management in running science technology institutes as well as making science-related policies.

  

  Yi So-Yeon
  • Business
  • Science
  • Knowledge

• To me, AIDS is an international epidemic and every country can be affected by it. Therefore, it can be discussed on an international level. Unfortunately, AIDS doesn't require a visa.

  

  Abbas Kiarostami
  • Country
  • Me
  • Aids

• Putting two songs together, I've always loved that trick when it works.

  

  Paul McCartney Paul McCartney and Wings
  • Together
  • Song
  • Two

• That's the American way. If little kids don't aspire to make money like I did, what the hell good is this country?

  

  Lee Iacocca
  • Good
  • Country
  • Money

• Harry, Cedric, I suggest you both go up to bed," said Dumbledore, smiling at both of them. "I am sure Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are waiting to celebrate with you, and it would be a shame to deprive them of this excellent excuse to make a great deal of mess and noise.

  

  Joanne Rowling
  • Up
  • Great
  • Waiting

• Looking at female candidates today, other women are the hardest on them, especially older women who were brought up in a different culture.

  

  Eleanor Clift
  • Up
  • Different
  • Women

• I don't spend money on anything. I don't collect anything. I don't spend it on furniture.

  

  Mick Jagger The Rolling Stones
  • Money
  • Furniture
  • Collect

• The worst part of getting close to someone is the part when you have to miss them.

  

  Yasmin Mogahed
  • Missing
  • Worst

• This self now as I leant over the gate looking down over fields rolling in waves of colour beneath me made no answer. He threw up no opposition. He attempted no phrase. His fist did not form. I waited. I listened. Nothing came, nothing. I cried then with a sudden conviction of complete desertion. Now there is nothing. No fin breaks the waste of this immeasurable sea. Life has destroyed me. No echo comes when I speak, no varied words. This is more truly death than the death of friends, than the death of youth.

  

  Virginia Woolf
  • Speak
  • Break
  • Youth

• I'm an optimist by choice not by stupidity.

  

  Yanni
  • Choices
  • Stupidity
  • Optimist

• As we are poetical in our natures, so we delight in fable.

  

  William Hazlitt
  • Delight
  • Fables

• Old friendships are like meats served up repeatedly, cold, comfortless, and distasteful. The stomach turns against them.

  

  William Hazlitt
  • Friends
  • Friendship

• America is a fortunate country. She grows by the follies of our European nations.

  

  Napoleon Bonaparte
  • Country
  • America
  • European Nations

• And if our goal as moral citizens is to make the world a better place, then there is only once choice: to pump as much oil as we possibly can out of Fort McMurray. Pump and steam and dig and drill and get that oil out of the sand in any and every way we can. Every drop of oil from Alberta is one less drop from some fascist theocracy, or some brutal warlord; one less cent into the treasuries of Russia's secret police and al-Qaeda's murderers.

  

  Ezra Levant
  • Goal
  • Police
  • Choice

• Nor love thy life, nor hate; but what thou livest, Live well; how long, or short, permit to Heaven.

  

  John Milton
  • Life
  • Love
  • Heaven

• When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.

  

  Ang Lee
  • Life
  • Trying
  • Money

• It is the wit and policy of sin to hate those we have abused.

  

  William Davenant
  • Hate
  • Sin
  • Abuse

• It is a common thing to screw up justice to the pitch of an injury. A man may be over-righteous, and why not over-grateful, too? There is a mischievous excess that borders so close upon ingratitude that it is no easy matter to distinguish the one from the other; but, in regard that there is good-will in the bottom of it, however distempered; for it is effectually but kindness out of the wits.

  

  Seneca the Younger
  • Men
  • Justice
  • Easy

• You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.

  

  Cecelia Ahern
  • Wit
  • Sarcasm
  • Lowest