Larry the Cable Guy Quotes
I went to the Talladega 500 with a girl I had just met. She was very sweet with childlike qualities. No titties! (p. 113).
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I come from an immigrant culture. I'm only a couple of generations away from having been a servant girl myself.
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I like when a girl knows what she looks like and dresses to accentuate those features.
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Before I liked to write, I liked to type. I remember visiting my grandmother Adele in Ponce Inlet, Florida, when I was three years old, and she had an IBM electric typewriter.
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I don't necessarily call myself a psychic, but since I was a little girl, I would dream about things, and then I would tell my dad, and it would happen the next day.
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Every little girl looks up to her mom so much - that's your first hero.
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I think she said I should seek help. Something like that, but it was in much cruder terms. And that I had a fascination with things coming out of people's mouths.
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My grandmother died in childbirth, and my great-aunt lived with us. She had bound feet. She never knew how to read or write.
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I'm a textbook definition of that perfectionist girl who has huge expectations of herself.
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My 80-year-old mother will not buy her heart medicine because it cost more than she can pay with social security. She is America.
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When the gun lobby fights gun-control legislation, its logic is clear: it does not like laws that prevent people from owning or using guns.
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People say, what is she thinking? I'm thinking: fun; cash; travel.
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When I had my first boy it all started and that male energy seemed to keep me awake but since my daughter, who's incredibly serene, I can't seem to stop sleeping because she's asleep all the time. It's a pattern.
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The way I train, the way I spar, I'm out of my comfort zone every single day, and you can see the result in my fights.
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I would forgive my mom, but she's going to have to admit she did some things that were wrong.
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Sweet potatoes are ideal for lazy days: just bake, then mash and mix with yogurt, butter or olive oil.
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We do not want to alienate supporters.
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I pray to God I get inside a girl's head one day and see what in the WORLD they are thinking.
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They said they wanted a lot of feathers, glitter, colourful colours. A costume. So I had a lady here in Calgary make it. She just kind of put together what I had in mind.
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Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play he has moments of brilliance, but also moments of utter catastrophe.
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Women's bodies are used to sell anything and everything because it works, it grabs people's attention, and advertisers aren't going to stop using something that works.
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I do not share the half-in, half-out attitude to the EU of some in Britain. Britain's place is in Europe.
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They can say I have an opinion about something.
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I don't remember Bill Walsh being old. I remember young Bill Walsh. He wasn't gray-haired, and neither was I when we first met. His legacy will live on. Bill Walsh's name and his accomplishments will be remembered and revered so long as the great game of football is played.
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I went to the Talladega 500 with a girl I had just met. She was very sweet with childlike qualities. No titties! (p. 113).
