Larry the Cable Guy Quotes
I went to the Talladega 500 with a girl I had just met. She was very sweet with childlike qualities. No titties! (p. 113).

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I come from an immigrant culture. I'm only a couple of generations away from having been a servant girl myself.
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I like when a girl knows what she looks like and dresses to accentuate those features.
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Before I liked to write, I liked to type. I remember visiting my grandmother Adele in Ponce Inlet, Florida, when I was three years old, and she had an IBM electric typewriter.
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The hardest thing about having three kids is trying to find a balance, because there's always the odd man out, and you also need to make sure each child gets the attention he or she needs.
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I don't necessarily call myself a psychic, but since I was a little girl, I would dream about things, and then I would tell my dad, and it would happen the next day.
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Every little girl looks up to her mom so much - that's your first hero.
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I think she said I should seek help. Something like that, but it was in much cruder terms. And that I had a fascination with things coming out of people's mouths.
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My grandmother died in childbirth, and my great-aunt lived with us. She had bound feet. She never knew how to read or write.
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I'm a textbook definition of that perfectionist girl who has huge expectations of herself.
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My 80-year-old mother will not buy her heart medicine because it cost more than she can pay with social security. She is America.
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When the gun lobby fights gun-control legislation, its logic is clear: it does not like laws that prevent people from owning or using guns.
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People say, what is she thinking? I'm thinking: fun; cash; travel.
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When I had my first boy it all started and that male energy seemed to keep me awake but since my daughter, who's incredibly serene, I can't seem to stop sleeping because she's asleep all the time. It's a pattern.
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The way I train, the way I spar, I'm out of my comfort zone every single day, and you can see the result in my fights.
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I would forgive my mom, but she's going to have to admit she did some things that were wrong.
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Sweet potatoes are ideal for lazy days: just bake, then mash and mix with yogurt, butter or olive oil.
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We do not want to alienate supporters.
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I pray to God I get inside a girl's head one day and see what in the WORLD they are thinking.
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Every single time when you act in a film, and there's a different director, which of course as actors we're used to experiencing that's what we do, it's a different experience.
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I loved school, I loved putting on my uniform and doing homework every day. I was one of those good students that the teachers liked. I guess that's got to be a pretty nerdy, geeky part of me.
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Failure is not a crime. Failure to learn from failure is.
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I don't understand women who don't encourage each other. I think compliments and showing affection are really important, too. Women don't do that enough, and it's so essential because even if you're shy about giving a compliment, it's good energy; it's uplifting.
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When we teach ourselves and our children discipline, we are teaching them and ourselves how to suffer and also how to grow.
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I went to the Talladega 500 with a girl I had just met. She was very sweet with childlike qualities. No titties! (p. 113).