Larry the Cable Guy Quotes
In reference to Playstation Football Here's an idea! Why don't they make a button that says frickin' 'pass'!

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In a play, the director is God, and I'm a great arguer. Rather boringly so, I think, about trying different things.
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All performers get on stage because they need to feel love from an audience. I might appear confident, but those three seconds before I get out there, I'm a mess. But I have to take the risk; otherwise, I'd be miserable and would feel like I wasn't seeing through my personal destiny.
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There is always shame in the creation of an object for the public gaze.
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Brands like Starbucks came along and talked about their brand as itself being a community, the idea that Starbucks is what they like to call a 'third place,' which is not their idea; it's the idea of basic citizenry needing a place that is not work, that is not home, where citizens gather.
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I was with the Jessie Bonstelle Stock Company in Detroit and Buffalo for three seasons - 10 performances and a new play every week. She was an amazing woman who did a great deal for me.
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For all its flaws, 'The Hands of Orlac' really is a seminal film, and if you're partial to that particular B-movie subgenre of Demon Body Parts, you really ought to see it.
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Rioting is a childish way of trying to be a man, but it takes time to rise out of the hell of hatred and frustration and accept that to be a man you don't have to riot.
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I can't hear music. I don't understand it. It's so above and beyond me.
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I was very skinny, braces; so I never thought I would be a model.
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There are no lines in nature, only areas of colour, one against another.
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I have had two knee surgeries on my right knee: that was my jumping leg that I jumped off for years and years.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason.
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Every question is a hypothetical question for everyone but the person who asks it.
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I am the son of a freedom fighter, and a son of a freedom fighter automatically imbibes the value of democracy.
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Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers.
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I have my life on a track that I want it on, and I don't want to get off.
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Many will view the compromises that will be made during your negotiations as painful concessions. But why not view them as peace offerings, ones that will provide in return the priceless gifts of hope, security and freedom for our children and our children's?
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I think of moving as a kind of saving grace.
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Everybody wonders why I continue working at this stage. I keep working because there's always new stories. … And as long as people want me to tell them, I'll be there doing them.
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I've met a lot of big stars who have humility. Sly Stallone is a very humble guy. Robert DeNiro is a really humble guy. Some of the women aren't so humble for some reason. I don't know why.
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I'm just there to do interviews and stuff, because we have about 40 media people there, so it's a very, very busy week. But that's the only time. I did marry, I think on one show, about 25 couples in Acapulco Bay once, but that was all just for kicks.
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When you've got eight or nine or ten cables running around with someone trying to operate them, it's too much.
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In reference to Playstation Football Here's an idea! Why don't they make a button that says frickin' 'pass'!