Bill Konigsberg Quotes

I know about urinal etiquette. For one thing, you don’t say anything beyond “What’s up” to another guy while peeing. It’s common courtesy.

Bill Konigsberg

• Courtesy
• Etiquette
• Peeing

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• All places where women are excluded tend downward to barbarism; but the moment she is introduced, there come in with her courtesy, cleanliness, sobriety, and order.

  

  Harriet Beecher Stowe
  • Women
  • Order
  • Sobriety

• Observe with both friend and foe the ordinary rules of courtesy.

  

  Alveda King
  • Friend
  • Rules
  • Courtesy

• The three C's of leadership are Consideration,Caring,and Courtesy.Be polite to everyone.

  

  Brian Tracy
  • Leadership
  • Caring
  • Consideration

• If somebody honks a horn in Cleveland, they're saying 'Hi.' It's so rare to be honked at in anger. When we have merging traffic, we just interweave. There's real courtesy.

  

  Mary Doria Russell
  • Real
  • Anger
  • Courtesy

• When music and courtesy are better understood and appreciated, there will be no war.

  

  Confucius
  • Music
  • War
  • Courtesy

• Fit for the mountains and the barbarous caves, where manners ne'er were preached.

  

  William Shakespeare
  • Mountain
  • Fit
  • Manners

• Marriage indeed may qualify the fury of his passion, but it very rarely mends a man's manners.

  

  William Congreve
  • Passion
  • Manners
  • Courtesy

• Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop.

  

  Lewis Carroll
  • Courtesy
  • Packs
  • Wallop

• The greater man the greater courtesy.

  

  Alfred Lord Tennyson
  • Men
  • Courtesy

• Courtesy is the due of man to man; not of suit-of-clothes to suit-of-clothes.

  

  Thomas Carlyle
  • Man
  • Clothes
  • Courtesy

• Other Courtesies have been - Other Courtesy may be - We commend ourselves to thee Paragon of Chivalry.

  

  Emily Dickinson
  • Courtesy
  • Commend

• I have always felt that if a man gives you a solid gold key to his door he is entitled to the courtesy of a visit.

  

  Hedy Lamarr
  • Men
  • Gold
  • Doors

• Against the background of the Obama administration' s negotiating what can turn out to be the most catastrophic international agreement in the nation's history, to complain about protocol is to put questions of etiquette above questions of annihilation.

  

  Thomas Sowell
  • Complaining
  • Administration
  • Agreement

• The greater the man the greater the courtesy.

  

  Alfred the Great
  • Man
  • Greater
  • Courtesy

• We have a policy at The New Yorker, .. That is, if someone doesn't want to be profiled, we drop it. I would like you to show me the same courtesy.

  

  William Shawn
  • Want
  • Shows
  • Policy

• I make a distinction between manners and etiquette - manners as the principles, which are eternal and universal, etiquette as the particular rules which are arbitrary and different in different times, different situations, different cultures.

  

  Judith Martin
  • Manners
  • Distinction
  • Etiquette

• President Obama inherited a one trillion dollar deficit courtesy of George Bush and turned it into a three trillion dollar deficit courtesy of Karl Marx!

  

  Michael Savage
  • President
  • Dollars
  • Courtesy

• Before 'Raman Raghav 2.0,' I played a criminal in 'Badlapur.' Though the character was innocent, he was not correctly interpreted by some sections of the audience.

  

  Nawazuddin Siddiqui
  • Character
  • Audience
  • Innocent

• The bottom line is that the president made it clear we're in it for the long haul.

  

  Chris Shays
  • President
  • Clear
  • Bottom Line

• I try to be healthy. I train three days a week with a trainer. But I do like to eat, clearly. And I do eat dessert every day. If I cut that out, yes, I would lose weight.

  

  Rebel Wilson
  • Trying
  • Cutting
  • Week

• Our music attracts the people that we rap about and make music about, and they come out and actually do it.

  

  Quavo Migos
  • People
  • Music
  • Rap

• The U.S. must differentiate between controversial assertions of power, like those in the South China Sea, and fair reflections of China's growing contribution to the world, such as the new banks.

  

  Evan Osnos
  • Contribution
  • Banks
  • Reflections

• I know about urinal etiquette. For one thing, you don’t say anything beyond “What’s up” to another guy while peeing. It’s common courtesy.

  

  Bill Konigsberg
  • Courtesy
  • Etiquette
  • Peeing