Billy Lawrence Quotes
When you're on a staff, it's not your job to write what you think is funny. It's your job to write what the person who created the show thinks is funny.
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I like men who paint or write or do something creative.
Olga Kurylenko
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Let me just say as one who has been speaker of the House, I've had to have a very thick skin about every kind of thing that was thrown at me.
Nancy Pelosi
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Because I travel so much, I bring my workout clothes and shoes wherever I go. That way I can always do some exercise.
Gail Simmons
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We need to make clear the federal government does not have authority to indefinitely detain U.S. citizens without due process or, for that matter, to use lethal force on U.S. citizens on U.S. soil if they don't pose imminent threats.
Ted Cruz
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As a woman, I've learned that having a uniform of your staples or setting your look and saying what distinguishes you - like red lips or hair or whatever - leaves so much time for the rest of the day.
Natasha Lyonne
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If you want the Migos to come to your venue, you need to have security there because of the type of music we're rappin'. We get fans excited.
Quavo Migos
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The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
Oscar Wilde
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The main thing in life is not to be afraid of being human.
Aaron Carter
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I try to have fun with the fans, try to have fun.
Randy Moss
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Whenever I write a new song, it always happens when I come back from Europe or Egypt or something like that. It's always from travelling.
Yuna
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I found that I was much more interested in writing and that I didn't like the illustrating at all. I had always been the hardest on myself when I drew and painted. I am not hard on myself when I write. I like what I write, so it is a much happier process.
Gail Carson Levine
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I had to figure out how to bring the world into my work.
Barbara Kruger
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No dream is ever chased alone.
Rahul Dravid
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Youth is really in your attitude, not in what you look like.
Walt Handelsman
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Traveling is the ruin of all happiness! There's no looking at a building after seeing Italy.
Fanny Burney
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I was a baseball guy. Mom wouldn't let me play football when I was little because she was scared I'd get hurt. So, I finally convinced her to let me play in 7th grade.
Calvin Johnson
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Any glamorous moment you might mistake me for having is always pretend.
Kat Dennings
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A lot of what I write is very personal.
Elif Batuman
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison.
Zach Galifianakis
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The American people are screaming at the top of their lungs to Washington, 'Stop! Stop the spending, stop the job-killing policies.' And yet, Democrats in Washington refuse to listen to the American people.
John Boehner
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Democracy arose from men’s thinking that if they are equal in any respect they are equal absolutely in all respects.
Aristotle
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I think what holds people up in creative processes is the expectation of what it is they're doing. It's also the sense of judgement, you know, people editing themselves.
Antony Hegarty Antony and the Johnsons
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When you're on a staff, it's not your job to write what you think is funny. It's your job to write what the person who created the show thinks is funny.
Billy Lawrence