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Thirty bucks, okay? That’s pretty much my entire supercomputer fund.
Charlie Jane Anders
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All this time as a mad scientist why didn't he have a shrink ray or stun gun in his closet somewhere? He had been wasting his life.
Charlie Jane Anders
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One day the Singularity would elevate humans to cybernetic superbeings, and maybe then people would say what they meant. Probably not, though.
Charlie Jane Anders
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Even among humans, self-awareness has gradations.
Charlie Jane Anders
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“Hey, it’s a bird!” a voice said from the darkness just as Patricia reached the ground. “Come here, bird. I only want to bite you.
Charlie Jane Anders
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Nature has no opinion, no agenda. Nature provides a playing field, a not particularly level one, on which we compete with all creatures great and small. It’s more that nature’s playing field is full of traps.
Charlie Jane Anders
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Do you think the occasional witch burning helps to weld society together?
Charlie Jane Anders
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LAURENCE AND SERAFINA went to an organic burger place, locally sourced, etc., and Serafina talked about her emotional robots. “You won’t believe the heuristics. They recognize faces, but also they recognize each face’s habitual emotional
Charlie Jane Anders
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I don’t think a crow has ever even considered the categorical imperative.
Charlie Jane Anders
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Crushed wing. Crying, in a pitch almost too high for Patricia to hear. She looked into the sparrow’s eye, enveloped by a dark stripe, and she saw its fear. Not just fear, but also misery - as if this bird knew it would die
Charlie Jane Anders
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Actually, Laurence is hardly ever home; this is the first I’ve seen him in weeks. Which can only mean one thing: Red Dwarf marathon.
Charlie Jane Anders
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You celebrated the small victories, and you dreamed of the big ones to come.
Charlie Jane Anders
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Palm Strike's main superpower is the stupidity of his enemies.
Charlie Jane Anders
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“No!” Patricia’s eyes flooded and she felt short of breath. “You can’t! You can’t!” And then she was running, careening, with the red bucket in one hand. She could hear her sister behind her, smashing branches.
Charlie Jane Anders
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Color returned to the world, cone time replaced rod time.
Charlie Jane Anders
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You’re going to, what, just walk down to Best Buy and get a time machine off the rack?
Charlie Jane Anders
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There's been a greater awareness among people, especially geeks, that the laws of physics don't allow that much wiggle room in terms of things like faster-than-light travel, time travel, sending people to other planets. It's harder than we were aware a few decades ago. I think there used to be this widespread imagination, this idea that we'd eventually just hop in a rocket and go to Mars.
Charlie Jane Anders
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I showed my magic to a civilian one time, and it got ugly.
Charlie Jane Anders
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On the one hand, technology is more mysterious. On the other hand, we're more aware of its limitations. Every time I watch Star Trek, I'm highly aware of magical everything is: the holodeck, the warp drive. It's possible that with wormholes we might eventually be able to do something like that. But the laws of physics are pretty unforgiving.
Charlie Jane Anders
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That she saw through this ploy did not prevent it from working perfectly.
Charlie Jane Anders
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If Patricia closed her eyes and breathed deeply, she could imagine the people unloading wooden foil-lined crates stamped with names of cities like Marrakesh and Bombay.
Charlie Jane Anders
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I am, as you know, a fan of nature, said Reginald. And yet, nature doesn't find ways to do anything. Nature has no opinion, no agenda. Nature provides a playing field, a not particularly level one, on which we compete with all creatures great and small.
Charlie Jane Anders
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The longer I live, the more I feel like the stuff I see and feel is like a tracing of the outline of the real stuff that’s beyond our perceptions.
Charlie Jane Anders
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She already had enough people giving her shit for Aggrandizement, she didn’t need a friend who was sworn to tear her down.
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