Chic Murray Quotes

United Kingdom, Comedian
November 6, 1919 – January, 29, 1985.

Charles Thomas McKinnon "Chic" Murray was a Scottish comedian and actor. He appeared in various roles on British television and film, most notably in the 1967 version of Casino Royale, and portrayed Liverpool Football Club manager Bill Shankly in a musical. In 2005, he was named in The Comedian's Comedian.

A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.

Chic Murray
- Machines
- Neighbour
- Tweet
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.

Chic Murray
- Funny
- Humor
- Bears

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.

Chic Murray
- Black
- Funny
- Wife
My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

Chic Murray
- Funny
- Dog
- Humor
She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.

Chic Murray
- Girl
- Funny
- Humor
Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.

Chic Murray
- Funny
- Sleep
- Humor
There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.

Chic Murray
- Funny
- Looks
- Humor
I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly.

Chic Murray
- Funny
- Humor
- Drinking

She had been married so often she bought a drip-dry wedding dress.

Chic Murray
- Married
- Dresses
If something's neither here nor there, where the hell is it?

Chic Murray
- Funny
- Humor
- Hell