Jack Dee Quotes
I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I don't like you and that's all there is to it.
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Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.
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What keeps me up at night is poverty and unemployment.
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Baseball is not a lot of statistics to me. It's blood and tears.
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Questions structure and, so, to some extent predetermine answers.
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Don't confuse being stimulating with being blunt.
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Life isn't about quantity, it's about quality.
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I have a friend who is around my age, a little younger, and she's gay and came out to her own community when she was younger but not to her family and to the community at large.
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The most precious things in speech are pauses.
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Voting in presidential and congressional elections is a national right - and the national government should protect it.
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If everybody, every day, would try to do one thing that pulls them beyond themselves the world will start being a better place.
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I actually like getting out of my comfort zone. It shakes me up.
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When I'm singing, I connect the dots with notes.
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Horseracing already has the highest mortality rate of any sport in the world per capita to the people who do it. If you crash in Nascar you still have a roll bar, and a cage, and a lot of protection. It's built to crash, but if you fall off a racehorse we all know what can happen, so it's tremendously dangerous.
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If one could have a wish, or an alternative life, I would've liked to have been John Lennon.
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I think that our comfort is in our history.
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I hate this place. I shall hate it to my grave.
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The Dalai Lama can claim the sanction of the Buddha, who is said to have altered his teachings in order to reach a diverse audience.
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I've always thought that we are what we remember, and the less we remember, the less we are.
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I'd like us to deliver a little message to all the men still out there who think it's the '50s, and coming home simply means watching television with a beer.
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That it should still be necessary, at this late stage in the senility of the human race to argue that women have a fine and fluent intelligence is surely an eloquent proof of the defective observation, incurable prejudice, and general imbecility of their lords and masters.
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When an immortal passion breathes in mortal clay; Our hearts endure the scourge, the plaited thorns, the way Crowded with bitter faces, the wounds in palm and side, The vinegar-heavy sponge, the flowers by Kedron stream.
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Most souls attend their funerals and have some feelings about them, but it's such an individual event. Some souls don't care what happens to their physical bodies. They see the funeral as a ritual for the living so they don't always attend.
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Why is the measure of love... loss? pg.9
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I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I don't like you and that's all there is to it.
