Ed Bernard Quotes
Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day.
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Irrespective of any political party, I am a supporter of good people who want to do something for the society.
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I'm a Ninja. I'm not scared of death.
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Belgian chocolate is my weakness. I like over 72 percent cacao, which shows you how much of a dark chocolate snob I am.
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It's not that I don't want a fast car. I like the speed. I'm just not the type of person who finds a sports car a sexy car.
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The reason a poet is a poet is to write poems, not to advertise himself as a poet.
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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
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I used to draw and make plastic figurines and watch 'Wallace and Gromit' films.
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Lastly, his tomb shall list and founder in the troughs of grass. And none shall speak his name.
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Genius is a promontory jutting out into the infinite.
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When I am in Egypt, I am along for the ride - I am a privileged outsider, but an outsider nonetheless.
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Jadakiss is not no walk in no park. Nas is not no walk in no park. These are dudes that could have ended my career.
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Too many of Disney animators, and a lot try to emulate Disney, are trying to hit what they call quality levels. They're boring mannerisms.
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I was brought up in a very rural area on grounds of a castle. It was a working farm, and I even remember the local shepherd wearing his Barbour jacket.
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reported by Trudy Ring, 'Georgia Governor: 'License to Discriminate' Bill Isn't Christian,' The Advocate, March 3, 2016
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You bird-brained baby. I ain't called anybody baby since Birdman; unless you're a swallow.
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If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or objects.
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Death may be the King of terrors... but Jesus is the King of kings!
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Culture is simply a shared way of doing something with passion.
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I'm all about surprises. If you watch a horror movie, and it's called 'Kiss Land,' it's probably going to be the most terrifying thing you've ever seen in your life.
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Writing is communication, and you don't know how you're doing until you put it in front of someone else's eyes. You also learn from critiquing other writers' work.
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One of the things in my experience about changing parties: There are very few exceptions to the general rule. And the general rule has been, people are going to invite you into the church, but they are not going to make you a deacon.
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I am one of the endangered species: people who still write in meter and rime.
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Anytime you open your mouth there's going to be someone who's put off. I try to deal with that by keeping the topical portions of my show brief. I realize that some people wish my comments were briefer.
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Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day.
