Ed Byrne Quotes

Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober.

Ed Byrne

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• Research has shown that time pressure leads to tunnel vision and that people think more creatively when they are calm, unhurried and free from stress and distractions. We all know this from experience.

  

  Carl Honore
  • People
  • Time
  • Experience

• Univision is the only network where you pay for more, not for less.

  

  Randy Falco
  • You
  • More
  • Where

• I was a senior high school student at the Far Eastern University when the war with Japan broke out in 1941.

  

  F. Sionil Jose
  • School
  • War
  • High

• Opinions are to the vast apparatus of social existence what oil is to machines: one does not go up to a turbine and pour machine oil over it; one applies a little to hidden spindles and joints that one has to know.

  

  Walter Benjamin
  • Up
  • Know
  • Opinions

• Remember you don't do anything in isolation.

  

  Abdullah II of Jordan
  • Remember
  • You
  • Isolation

• The sky takes on shades of orange during sunrise and sunset, the colour that gives you hope that the sun will set only to rise again.

  

  Ram Charan
  • Hope
  • Sun
  • Sky

• When you're in a different place every day, there's this kind of madness that sets in.

  

  Sia LSD
  • Different

• Everyone in the music industry is so fun and laid-back.

  

  Audrina Patridge
  • Music
  • Fun

• I think the Internet is a huge positive.

  

  Jason Bateman
  • Positive

• I feel like I am always battling to keep my weight down.

  

  Brooke Smith

• Bejart is almost never performed in New York City; critically, he just gets attacked here.

  

  David Hallberg
  • City

• As an actor, if I show up late somewhere or I say something that's eccentric, it's totally acceptable - not only that, it's lauded in some perverse way.

  

  Jesse Eisenberg
  • Up

• I'm mortified!

  

  Jimmy Durante

• Such young unfurrowed souls roll to meet each other like two velvet peaches that touch softly and are at rest; they mingle as easily as two brooklets that ask for nothing but to entwine themselves and ripple with ever-interlacing curves in the leafiest hiding-places.

  

  George Eliot
  • Rest

• Ne cherchez plus mon cœur; des monstres l’ont mangé.

  

  Charles Baudelaire

• We in the West should stand by our core principles.

  

  Jose Maria Aznar

• When I wrote 'The Giver,' it contained no so-called 'bad words.' It was set, after all, in a mythical, futuristic, and Utopian society. Not only was there no poverty, divorce, racism, sexism, pollution, or violence in the world of 'The Giver'; there was also careful attention paid to language: to its fluency, precision, and power.

  

  Lois Lowry
  • World
  • Power
  • Bad

• It's also not unusual for writers to look backward. Because that's your pool of resources.

  

  Paul McCartney The Beatles
  • Looks
  • Pool
  • Resources

• At the end of the day, you release music because you believe in the songs and believe that they're honest. That's all you can really hope for.

  

  Wade MacNeil Alexisonfire
  • Music
  • Believe
  • Hope

• When I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, I wasn't upset; rather, I was relieved that there was a much simpler phenomenon to explain how so many children all over the world got presents on the same night! The story had been getting pretty complicated -- it was getting out of hand.

  

  Richard Feynman
  • World
  • Children
  • Real

• I've had a hip replacement, I've beaten cancer, I had my hand operation, and I stopped drinking. Something inside of me just went, 'I'm done.'

  

  Eddie Van Halen Van Halen
  • Me
  • Drinking
  • Stopped

• Champagne is the only drink that leaves a woman still beautiful after drinking it.

  

  Jeanne Antoinette Poisson
  • Beautiful
  • Drinking
  • Champagne

• It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.

  

  Jonathan Swift
  • Work
  • Believed
  • Occasion

• Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober.

  

  Ed Byrne
  • Drinking
  • Occasion
  • Sober