Bobcat Goldthwait (Robert Francis Goldthwait) Quotes
That's human nature - we want to completely rewrite history so it can be comfortable. Without getting too profound, I'm pretty sure that's where the invention of the afterlife comes from. "We don't really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows."
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I went through a lot in middle school, and you always try so many different looks and try to be so many different people. I finally realized I'm awkward, I'm lanky, and I'm going to embrace it - make fun of myself and just laugh.
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A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders.
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I like simple things. Elastic waists, so I can eat.
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A lot of business can be accomplished in the state dinners.
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He who gives love, receives love.
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Country music tells stories, and I've always loved to tell stories.
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Kids are learning to play. That's why we're seeing an emergence. That's why we're seeing the Under-17s and Under-20s doing better in international football.
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I've concentrated for a long time on English films because I've got two kids but my oldest son is 11 and I think I'm going to be away for about four months of year now.
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I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.
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I will not say anything about my father. Period. I don't have a dad.
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I remember in high school trying to get home from water-polo practice in time so I could see Happy Days on television when it first came on, because I was so blown away by it. It was just such a cool thing.
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What would be the nicest thing I could say about Newt Gingrich? He may be one of the great supporters of the humanities, because you have people who don't want to study the social sciences, because it's not profitable, and now Newt, as the highest-paid historian in American history, may be an encouragement to people to study history.
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Fresh air is good if you do not take too much of it; most of the achievements and pleasures of life are in bad air.
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A lot of the Republicans wanted exactly what Barack Obama wanted, exactly what Nancy Pelosi wanted, exactly what Harry Reid wanted, which is to raise the debt ceiling, but they wanted to be able to tell what they view as their foolish, gullible constituents back home they didn't do it.
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When Matt LeBlanc had his show 'Joey', I strongly suggested to the producers that they should bring me on.
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My involvement in the political arena is to make sure there's a place for culture.
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I'm not super-patriotic, but the U.S. is where I live, and it's the passport that I carry.
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I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework.
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For me, fashion means dare. I don't mind wearing a bikini. I am okay with it.
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I read in 'Life' magazine that Asians had developed an operation to enlarge eyes, and I yearned to have this done. I wanted to dye my hair brown and to anglicize my name. Self-hate was the most terrible cost of the war years for me.
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Power and beauty come from a very deep place.
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I remember one director in Argentina said to me, 'You are not going to have any opportunity to be a leading lady because of your height.' And I didn't care. I don't have a complex.
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If you're a small startup considering selling your company, there's definitely far worse places to work than Facebook.
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That's human nature - we want to completely rewrite history so it can be comfortable. Without getting too profound, I'm pretty sure that's where the invention of the afterlife comes from. "We don't really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows."
