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Bob Hope: Let's not do any jokes we didn't plan on, eh.
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Bob Crosby: That's like keeping the smog and throwing away Los Angeles.
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Bob: This is rather strange for me, I'm on the major network. mouths ABC
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Jack: I can't understand it. On your show you always win.
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Bob Hope: on being on a CBS show I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor at a P.T.A. meeting.
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Bob Hope: finding some coins tied with string in Jack's trousers When you ask this kid for a loan, and he says his money is tied up, he isn't kidding. This is an obstacle course for pickpockets.
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Bob Hope: By the way, this is where Bing did his last show and I think they've done very nicely. They've gotten most of it out of the curtains.
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Liberace: What do we have for dinner?
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Bob: about Bing Crosby He's up in Nevada looking over Boulder Dam - his piggy bank is filled. He's so loaded, you know, he uses Howard Hughes for a bell boy.
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Bob: Welcome to the Lucky Strike Program. In just a few minutes, you'll see our star, Gypsy Rose Benny.
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Rochester: Oh oh.