Jack Benny Quotes
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Gray hairs are signs of wisdom if you hold your tongue, speak and they are but hairs, as in the young.
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I was in a military family, so by the time I was 13 I'd lived in six different places.
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I don't know why my shoes are so popular - I am always surprised and mystified by it.
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I love sparkly eyes for the holidays, especially New Year's Eve.
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I come from Nigeria, and we live by the idea that it takes a village. So my entire team. I live by my team: my friends, my neighbors, my teachers - they're the people who taught me how to be a free actor.
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I am trying to do comedy on every single medium. I consider myself a public servant.
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It is not right to associate the fight against international terrorist networks with an imaginary crusade against Islam.
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NASA projects often have romantic names that link into a long history of exploration and adventure: Atlantis and Discovery, for example.
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One of the pleasantest things about book writing is that sometimes it brings one in touch with old friends.
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I'm a writer who simply can't know what I'm writing about until the writing lets me discover it. In a sense, my writing process embraces the gapped nature of my memory process, leaping across spaces that represent all I've lost and establishing fresh patterns within all that remains.
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What you do on tour is you build this 'You and me against the world' thing.
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I had two different degrees: One in International Relations/Political Science and another degree in Radio and Television Production.
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It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it's one damn thing over and over.
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I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
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I'm a professor. I know that people in research labs can do miraculous things if they're given the resources.
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I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys. Hilarious. I love the Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies, and Abbott & Costello. My television influences were 'Monty Python's Flying Circus,' 'Benny Hill,' and 'Hee Haw.'
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If the urge to write should ever leave me, I want that day to be my last.
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There's something great about all your worst fears coming true and being said about you. There's a tremendous liberation on some level.
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Being irrational and out of control is what happens in real life. Not cautiously choreographing your anger or your emotions, losing yourself in them is what happens in real life.
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It is decreed by a merciful Nature that the human brain cannot think of two things simultaneously . . .
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It’s not even probable, let alone scientifically proven, that HIV causes AIDS. If there is evidence that HIV causes AIDS, there should be scientific documents which either singly or collectively demonstrate that fact, at least with a high probability. There are no such documents. Spin Magazine, Vol. 10 No.4, 1994.
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I have always been honest with my fans, which means being open about any struggles I have had along the way.
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It's pretty awesome to see people dressed up in period clothing and running around on horses and in carriages and all that kind of thing. Part of the fun of making a period film is just that playfulness. It's just like make believe when you're a child except you get to do it for a real job.
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Bob Crosby: That's like keeping the smog and throwing away Los Angeles.
