Brad Stine Quotes

When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing or yelling for you to get out of the club. People are drunk or whatever and they'll let you have it.

Brad Stine

• Drunk
• Yelling
• Comedy Club
• Don't Work

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• If women's rights are a problem for some modern Muslim men, it is neither because of the Quran nor the Prophet, nor the Islamic tradition, but simply because those rights conflict with the interests of a male elite.

  

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• We only live once, but once is enough if we do it right. Live your life with class, dignity, and style so that an exclamation, rather than a question mark signifies it!

  

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• Katy Perry must have been drunk when she married Russel sic Brand - but he did send me a nice letter of apology!

  

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• When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing or yelling for you to get out of the club. People are drunk or whatever and they'll let you have it.

  

  Brad Stine
  • Drunk
  • Yelling
  • Comedy Club