Brent Weinbach Quotes
There is no difference between alternative and traditional club comedy. People think there's a difference, but I don't think so. It's like gay men versus straight men. There's no difference. They both like sucking penises. But truth be told, I don't even believe alternative comedy is a real thing anymore. I think at this point, it's just a buzz word to make things seem cool and different and hip.

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As a registered Democrat, I am praying for a credible presidential candidate to emerge from the younger tier of politicians in their late 40s. A governor with executive experience would be ideal.
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I believe in the free enterprise system.
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To do more of a concert thing, it takes so much preparation. You don't just show up and wing it. You're putting countless hours in the studio, not just to write and produce stuff, but to come up with edits and special things for the show.
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I love the beach. I love the sea. All my life I live within - in front of the sea.
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The beautiful thing about hip-hop is it's like an audio collage. You can take any form of music and do it in a hip-hop way and it'll be a hip-hop song. That's the only music you can do that with.
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I definitely like wearing leotards.
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When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything.
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It's important to have a big-enough house in order to have space.
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I am honoured to have been chosen for an Amitabh Bachchan film.
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It's a myth that you have to wash your hair all the time.
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I miss that sensation of a small achievement feeling like a really big deal.
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I've had good times and bad times. That's me. That's how I am.
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I think God's wrath and purgatory are the only things keeping me on the straight and narrow. I like the idea of purgatory. It's like a cosmic do-over.
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It takes a lot of people to make a winning team. Everybody's contribution is important.
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I was definitely surrounded by music and fashion at a very, very young age.
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You're not a slave to those test audiences.
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Catfights? What catfights? There is a healthy rivalry between me and other actresses but no one’s ever been bitchy. Kareena Kapoor is a cool girl. As for Preity Zinta, we share an on-screen rapport but we were never friends.
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Be strong to hope, O Heart!Though day is bright,The stars can only shineIn the dark night.Be strong, O Heart of mine,Look towards the light!
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I thought, 'If you're going to be on TV, and if you're going to be out and glamorous, the natural look can stay at home.'
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...Try not to be too angry or disappointed with your fellow Americans. Most of them don't care about politics as much as the majority of my readers, and the education they have received about it from the government's public school system is nothing more than a septic tank full of warmed-over self-serving statist lies and leftist propaganda.
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Sure I believe in God and the Devil, but they don't have to have pitchforks and a long white beard.
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At Ford Motor Company, we believe the arts speak a common language that weaves a common thread among all people.
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I don't care if people remember Garth Brooks.
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There is no difference between alternative and traditional club comedy. People think there's a difference, but I don't think so. It's like gay men versus straight men. There's no difference. They both like sucking penises. But truth be told, I don't even believe alternative comedy is a real thing anymore. I think at this point, it's just a buzz word to make things seem cool and different and hip.